Aviating humor

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Aviating humor

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Caused a hearty 'heh'...

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St Louis Approach control ...

St. Louis Approach to United: "United 123 best forward speed to the outer marker, you're number one."

United 123 (male voice): "Roger, balls to the wall."

St. Louis Approach to American: "American 4321, you're number two behind a United 737, follow him, cleared visual, best forward speed."

American 4321 (female voice): "Well I can't do balls to the wall, but I can do wide open."

-Radio silence-

Unidentified Pilot (male voice): "Is American hiring?"
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nafod wrote: American 4321 (female voice): "Well I can't do balls to the wall, but I can do wide open."

-Radio silence-

Unidentified Pilot (male voice): "Is American hiring?"
LOL

American 4321 is the kind of woman who knows how to operate in a "Man's World." A lot like our IGx keepers, Dat Azz & Dat Lesbo.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

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johno wrote: American 4321 is the kind of woman who knows how to operate in a "Man's World." A lot like our IGx keepers, Dat Azz & Dat Lesbo.

It would make life easier if they changed their user ID and their avatars to reflect this most excellent naming
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Moderators, make it so.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

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johno wrote:
nafod wrote: American 4321 (female voice): "Well I can't do balls to the wall, but I can do wide open."

-Radio silence-

Unidentified Pilot (male voice): "Is American hiring?"
LOL

American 4321 is the kind of woman who knows how to operate in a "Man's World." A lot like our IGx keepers, Dat Azz & Dat Lesbo.
Fair Weather Lez, IMO.
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"Is American hiring?" :prayer:
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johno wrote:Moderators, make it so.
Perhaps its should be my rank. Sergeant Major just doesn't quite cut it. :)
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Very funny! Sharing with my pilot friends and family!
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syaigh wrote:
johno wrote:Moderators, make it so.
Perhaps its should be my rank. Sergeant Major just doesn't quite cut it. :)
Since rank must be earned, that is appropriate.
Apparently, those squats paid off.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

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