Aviating humor
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Aviating humor
Caused a hearty 'heh'...
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St Louis Approach control ...
St. Louis Approach to United: "United 123 best forward speed to the outer marker, you're number one."
United 123 (male voice): "Roger, balls to the wall."
St. Louis Approach to American: "American 4321, you're number two behind a United 737, follow him, cleared visual, best forward speed."
American 4321 (female voice): "Well I can't do balls to the wall, but I can do wide open."
-Radio silence-
Unidentified Pilot (male voice): "Is American hiring?"
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St Louis Approach control ...
St. Louis Approach to United: "United 123 best forward speed to the outer marker, you're number one."
United 123 (male voice): "Roger, balls to the wall."
St. Louis Approach to American: "American 4321, you're number two behind a United 737, follow him, cleared visual, best forward speed."
American 4321 (female voice): "Well I can't do balls to the wall, but I can do wide open."
-Radio silence-
Unidentified Pilot (male voice): "Is American hiring?"
Don’t believe everything you think.
Re: Aviating humor
LOLnafod wrote: American 4321 (female voice): "Well I can't do balls to the wall, but I can do wide open."
-Radio silence-
Unidentified Pilot (male voice): "Is American hiring?"
American 4321 is the kind of woman who knows how to operate in a "Man's World." A lot like our IGx keepers, Dat Azz & Dat Lesbo.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
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Re: Aviating humor
johno wrote: American 4321 is the kind of woman who knows how to operate in a "Man's World." A lot like our IGx keepers, Dat Azz & Dat Lesbo.
It would make life easier if they changed their user ID and their avatars to reflect this most excellent naming
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Re: Aviating humor
Moderators, make it so.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
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Re: Aviating humor
Fair Weather Lez, IMO.johno wrote:LOLnafod wrote: American 4321 (female voice): "Well I can't do balls to the wall, but I can do wide open."
-Radio silence-
Unidentified Pilot (male voice): "Is American hiring?"
American 4321 is the kind of woman who knows how to operate in a "Man's World." A lot like our IGx keepers, Dat Azz & Dat Lesbo.
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Re: Aviating humor
Perhaps its should be my rank. Sergeant Major just doesn't quite cut it. :)johno wrote:Moderators, make it so.
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Re: Aviating humor
Since rank must be earned, that is appropriate.syaigh wrote:Perhaps its should be my rank. Sergeant Major just doesn't quite cut it. :)johno wrote:Moderators, make it so.
Apparently, those squats paid off.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats