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Aviating humor

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:39 pm
by nafod
Caused a hearty 'heh'...

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St Louis Approach control ...

St. Louis Approach to United: "United 123 best forward speed to the outer marker, you're number one."

United 123 (male voice): "Roger, balls to the wall."

St. Louis Approach to American: "American 4321, you're number two behind a United 737, follow him, cleared visual, best forward speed."

American 4321 (female voice): "Well I can't do balls to the wall, but I can do wide open."

-Radio silence-

Unidentified Pilot (male voice): "Is American hiring?"

Re: Aviating humor

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:56 pm
by johno
nafod wrote: American 4321 (female voice): "Well I can't do balls to the wall, but I can do wide open."

-Radio silence-

Unidentified Pilot (male voice): "Is American hiring?"
LOL

American 4321 is the kind of woman who knows how to operate in a "Man's World." A lot like our IGx keepers, Dat Azz & Dat Lesbo.

Re: Aviating humor

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:07 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
johno wrote: American 4321 is the kind of woman who knows how to operate in a "Man's World." A lot like our IGx keepers, Dat Azz & Dat Lesbo.

It would make life easier if they changed their user ID and their avatars to reflect this most excellent naming

Re: Aviating humor

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:14 pm
by johno
Moderators, make it so.

Re: Aviating humor

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:48 pm
by WildGorillaMan
johno wrote:
nafod wrote: American 4321 (female voice): "Well I can't do balls to the wall, but I can do wide open."

-Radio silence-

Unidentified Pilot (male voice): "Is American hiring?"
LOL

American 4321 is the kind of woman who knows how to operate in a "Man's World." A lot like our IGx keepers, Dat Azz & Dat Lesbo.
Fair Weather Lez, IMO.

Re: Aviating humor

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:53 pm
by Bob Wildes
"Is American hiring?" :prayer:

Re: Aviating humor

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:07 pm
by syaigh
johno wrote:Moderators, make it so.
Perhaps its should be my rank. Sergeant Major just doesn't quite cut it. :)

Re: Aviating humor

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:37 am
by Spider Monkey
Very funny! Sharing with my pilot friends and family!

Re: Aviating humor

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:19 pm
by johno
syaigh wrote:
johno wrote:Moderators, make it so.
Perhaps its should be my rank. Sergeant Major just doesn't quite cut it. :)
Since rank must be earned, that is appropriate.
Apparently, those squats paid off.

Re: Aviating humor

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:12 am
by seeahill
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