OMG ERRBODY DOWNLOAD THE GROWLr APP!!

[Shapecharge]

Get this app on your phone stat! Meet other guys in your neighborhood and around the globe who are part of the GAY BEAR community!! Everybody get it and we can track Shaf just like the Nat Geo guys do with real bears. We can post where he's at and bring him food cuz he's prolly hungry just like a bear. Just be careful tho.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

They turned me down after they saw I had taken out the Prince Albert and lost the lava cock ring.