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COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:11 pm
by Bennyonesix1
COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:44 pm
by Luke
Can you explain your work?

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2022 5:33 am
by vern
But I closed!

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 10:33 pm
by nafod
Anybody ever try a coffee enema?

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 11:24 pm
by Turdacious

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 1:55 am
by Bennyonesix1
Luke wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:44 pm Can you explain your work?
Motherfucker ain't no way there are enough beans

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2022 6:58 pm
by Bennyonesix1
THERE ARE NOT ENOIGH BEANS IT'S PROBABLY DIRT AND SAWDUST AND CHICORY

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:57 pm
by Luke
You have got me thinking.

Everyday, all over the world, the number of coffees consumed...these plantations would have to be regenerating all the damn time! The entire globe would almost need to be a coffee plant. Benny! You've made me see through the looking glass.

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:48 pm
by Bennyonesix1
Dude do the math. Hectares per cup x cups consumed x turnover of crop

Coffee plants producing more than one vastly undersized harvest a year doesn't solve anything.

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:05 am
by Luke
BENNY WHAT DO WE DO?! HEEELLPPPP. HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPP.

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:12 am
by Sangoma
Benny, you are a moron.

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:25 pm
by Bennyonesix1
Luke wrote: Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:05 am BENNY WHAT DO WE DO?! HEEELLPPPP. HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPP.
I still drink whatever "coffee" is. Some of it tastes good. I pretend the stuff I like has a high % of actual beans (it doesn't).

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:25 pm
by Bennyonesix1
Sangoma wrote: Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:12 am Benny, you are a moron.
Thanks, man

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:48 pm
by Sangoma
I roast green beans, so my coffee is real.

COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2022 5:37 pm
by Bennyonesix1
It's called injection moulding