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ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

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YO I AM A NINJA

AND I HAVE A SWORD TO PROVIT!

GOOD STEAL 9620 -? IT CAN BEND TO 90 DEGREES AND COMES BACK TRUE --MANY YOU TUBE VIDEOS ON THIS ONE ---CHENESS CUTLERY --SWORD BUYERS GUIDE HAS GOOD DEAL ---IT COMES SHARP BUT IT CAN TAKE A RAZORS EDGE - MINES DO HAVE EM.
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WHAT ABOUT THE SWORDS THESE GUYS USE:

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THE PRIEST HAS GOOD POSTURE! A SHINING EXAMPLE FOR OUR YOUTH!!!!!!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".

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THOSE SICKOS WILL PAY
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It's great you're still so close to your mom and pop. It's hard to move out in this economy.

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That priest is checking out the guards gear!
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's great you're still so close to your mom and pop. It's hard to move out in this economy.
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CRUSADER DOSN'T LIVE WITH HIS MOM AND DAD, HE LIVES IN A GARBAGE BAG, IN THE BACK OF A TRUK, ODWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ninja swords aren't / weren't curved.
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Anything's possible if you believe in Jesus.
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RECIGNIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Garm wrote:Ninja swords aren't / weren't curved.
Wouldn't that be only in the Ninjer movies?

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j-cubed wrote:
Garm wrote:Ninja swords aren't / weren't curved.
Wouldn't that be only in the Ninjer movies?
That was a fiction propagated by marketing Ninjitsu classes to roundeyes in the 1980s. The whole point of being a neenja in Feudal Japan was that nobody knew you were a neenja, you blended in until you struck! Going out in public with a sword at all when you're clearly not a member of the samurai class, let along carrying a sword that screamed NEENJA would be kind of foolish.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
j-cubed wrote:
Garm wrote:Ninja swords aren't / weren't curved.
Wouldn't that be only in the Ninjer movies?
That was a fiction propagated by marketing Ninjitsu classes to roundeyes in the 1980s. The whole point of being a neenja in Feudal Japan was that nobody knew you were a neenja, you blended in until you struck! Going out in public with a sword at all when you're clearly not a member of the samurai class, let along carrying a sword that screamed NEENJA would be kind of foolish.
Meh, a real ninja would have distracted them with his enormous feet, KJV, and pot of hunny.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
j-cubed wrote:
Garm wrote:Ninja swords aren't / weren't curved.
Wouldn't that be only in the Ninjer movies?
That was a fiction propagated by marketing Ninjitsu classes to roundeyes in the 1980s. The whole point of being a neenja in Feudal Japan was that nobody knew you were a neenja, you blended in until you struck! Going out in public with a sword at all when you're clearly not a member of the samurai class, let along carrying a sword that screamed NEENJA would be kind of foolish.
Not only that, but ninjas didn't wear black pajamas & hoods, either. This came from kabuki depictions, not reality.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
j-cubed wrote:
Garm wrote:Ninja swords aren't / weren't curved.
Wouldn't that be only in the Ninjer movies?
That was a fiction propagated by marketing Ninjitsu classes to roundeyes in the 1980s. The whole point of being a neenja in Feudal Japan was that nobody knew you were a neenja, you blended in until you struck! Going out in public with a sword at all when you're clearly not a member of the samurai class, let along carrying a sword that screamed NEENJA would be kind of foolish.
Not only that, but ninjas didn't wear black pajamas & hoods, either. This came from kabuki depictions, not reality.
Real historical ninjas don't flex nuts. 'Cause real historical ninjas know they got 'em.
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And most known Ninjas ended up being boiled in oil. I remember when I read Adams book as and seeing that and thinking "Well that's another cool thing shot down by reality."

They were not all that badass and when cornerd by a Samurai they were usually no match.

Years ago a Ninjutsu student visited Lamond's Dojo, not impressed at all.




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I liked that story Lamond tells about the Ninjutsu guy who could "disappear" and wouldn't tap out.
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Pinky wrote:I liked that story Lamond tells about the Ninjutsu guy who could "disappear" and wouldn't tap out.
As he cranked the fuck out of the guy's wrist he leaned in and softly said "OK Ninja, Dissapear."

The best one is after training Ninja man went on about how he was an expert in the art of dissapering and stealth, this back when the group had a SF Col. andother SF NCO, a former vietnam era LRRP and 2 Force Recon Marines.

" I'll go off and hide and you all count to 100 and then come find me."

So he runs off and the crew got in their cars and left.




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DARTH wrote:And most known Ninjas ended up being boiled in oil.
Isn't the correct technical term for this "deep fried"?
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Tempura
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WHAT DUZ THIS LAMOND NONSENCE HAVE TO DO WITH THE KJV??????????
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THE SWORD OF GOD WILL SLICE THROUGH INJUSTICE AND IMPALE EVIL. IT IS ALSO HANDY FOR PRYING OPEN STUFF AND CUTTING UP VEGETABLES WHEN NECESSARY.

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Pinky wrote:Tempura
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