Strongman

snatch grip · Post by **snatch grip** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:54 am

haven't seen it, but interesting (and strange) trailer...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhlvLcwa70k[/youtube]

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:40 am

Met Stanless Steel 10+ years ago, he was doing an exhibition at the powerlifting meet I was competing in.

He had a thick bar loaded up to 315 lbs. "Can anyone here lift this weight?". A bunch of lifters raised their hands. "Can anyone who's not competing today lift this weight?" A bunch of guys helping out raised their hand. "GODDAMN IT. NEVERMIND!"

He seems to have upped his game, he couldn't bend pennies in half back then. Mildly amusing, but somewhat simpleminded show at the time.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:53 am

LOL

That's awesome Shaf.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:11 am

The trailer does look "compelling" to quote mi amigo, BobW.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:53 pm

He looks like a creeper.

Beer Jew · Post by **Beer Jew** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:18 pm

Did anyone end up watching this?

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 6:57 am

This shit is on Netflix streaming now.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:10 am

I'm watching this right now, he's doing a lid's birthday party, I've been drinking and this movie is making me really depressed...

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:07 am

Christ, I had to shut it off because I wanted to slit my wrists.

Maybe an hour into it...right after he got back from London and his dad was walking around shirtless and flexing in the house.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:09 am

FUCK YOU EZ!!!! I CANT FUCKING SLEEP NOW YOU HOBOSEXUAL BASTARD!

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:50 am

LOL

You're welcome.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:59 pm

You missed the big payoff at the finale, Shaf. It had it all- emotional upheaval, crack smoking, possible meth injection, senile pops singing-along to the radio, and what's left of the supernova that is Stanless Steel finally collapsing in on it's self in one, anticlimactic, moment...

It was worth it.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:11 pm

I don't know if I can go back to it.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:12 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I don't know if I can go back to it.

You'll be fine after your refractory period.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:12 pm

It was almost as gut wrenching as Restrepo.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:14 pm

Like I said, I met the goofy bastard a long time ago.

milosz · Post by **milosz** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:50 am

Three minutes in and this is already uncomfortable to watch.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:01 am

I am pretty sure there is no goddamn payoff

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 3:17 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I am pretty sure there is no goddamn payoff

The payoff is that I'm now thankful for every little petty problem and bullshit issue that I deal with because my motherfucking life is GODDAMN AWESOME compared to that poor asshole Stanless Steel.

Jesus Niggroid Christ...saw this on Netflix.

I was doing pretty good until they wheeled out grandma with her fucking mummified looking ass, and it was all down hill from there. Every small thing about this movie from the vacant thousand yard stare in his girlfriend's eyes to the fact that he has to throw quilts over windows because he can't afford curtains just digs you in the motherfucking feels with a +25 DWARVEN SPOON OF EXISTENTIAL NOTHINGNESS.

Watch this if you dare...it's like a car wreck that you stare at for an hour and a half.

JamesonBushmill · Post by **JamesonBushmill** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:04 am

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I am pretty sure there is no goddamn payoff
The payoff is that I'm now thankful for every little petty problem and bullshit issue that I deal with because my motherfucking life is GODDAMN AWESOME compared to that poor asshole Stanless Steel.

Jesus Niggroid Christ...saw this on Netflix.

I was doing pretty good until they wheeled out grandma with her fucking mummified looking ass, and it was all down hill from there. Every small thing about this movie from the vacant thousand yard stare in his girlfriend's eyes to the fact that he has to throw quilts over windows because he can't afford curtains just digs you in the motherfucking feels with a +25 DWARVEN SPOON OF EXISTENTIAL NOTHINGNESS.

Watch this if you dare...it's like a car wreck that you stare at for an hour and a half.

note to self. quilts on windows.

i use sheets, but sometimes it gets cold in the winter.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:22 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I am pretty sure there is no goddamn payoff
The payoff is that I'm now thankful for every little petty problem and bullshit issue that I deal with because my motherfucking life is GODDAMN AWESOME compared to that poor asshole Stanless Steel.

Jesus Niggroid Christ...saw this on Netflix.

I was doing pretty good until they wheeled out grandma with her fucking mummified looking ass, and it was all down hill from there. Every small thing about this movie from the vacant thousand yard stare in his girlfriend's eyes to the fact that he has to throw quilts over windows because he can't afford curtains just digs you in the motherfucking feels with a +25 DWARVEN SPOON OF EXISTENTIAL NOTHINGNESS.

Watch this if you dare...it's like a car wreck that you stare at for an hour and a half.

:snigger

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:03 pm

This is how Rex aka the Natural, from the Pibbs, is going to end up.

God damn...I had repressed the memory of watching this.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:46 pm

Has anybody seen this one...I caught the last 45 minutes or so on Audience.

Considerably more upbeat than Strongman, and Stanless appears in a Coney Island show at the end.

http://bendingsteelmovie.com/

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:42 pm

The fucking scene in the pick up truck where you can see in that poor woman's eyes that she realizes she has made a terrible terrible decision is heart wrenching.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:47 pm

Barbara isn't happy...

IGX

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