Deep Water by John Anderson/Joshua Faye

[Shafpocalypse Now]

This is openly nutty as fuck. Think about "Rock, Iron, and Steel" but with an emo maniac telling you his story through another person and about a quarter the training info.

And intricate graphic design.

Magnificent, really.

[Kazuya Mishima]

Does he talk about the drugs he's used to reach such great heights?

[T200]

Nobody ever does. A GOOROO does it all with his genius. That 1-3g AAS/week? That just helps rehab a little impingement in GOOROO TOWN.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Its deep wattah. it's like the revamped scoott sonnnen story all over again.

I was born a retahd. But now ahm a movement genious.

[Kazuya Mishima]

DURGZ!!!!!!!

[Dirt McGirt]

Well, as I indicated in the dropbox thread, you do have to have balls (pun intended) as an author to refer to yourself as "the only hairless scrotum in the locker room," so he at least has the boldness thing going for him...