Turdacious wrote:A few things to add to ccrow's excellent list:
Good additions. BTW, not my original work - something I saw on a forum but everyone thought it was excellent advice.
If you don't like mariachi music or rap, you should have gotten to the jobsite first.
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Alternately, switch it to a country station when nobody's around, and apply superglue liberally to any station-changing buttons. (I hate the country channel, but this way we're all miserable which is what equality is all about.)
But when I stand in front of the mirror and really look, I wonder: What the fuck happened here? Jesus Christ. What a beating!