Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

[Dux]

I haven't given much thought to VP. However, I plan on following Obamas lead in selecting VP that too stupid to try to stage a coup or run against me for my 2nd term.

R@nt?!

[Spider Monkey]

I haven't given much thought to VP. However, I plan on following Obamas lead in selecting VP that too stupid to try to stage a coup or run against me for my 2nd term.

R@nt?!

Hahahaha!

[Batboy2/75]

I haven't given much thought to VP. However, I plan on following Obamas lead in selecting VP that too stupid to try to stage a coup or run against me for my 2nd term.

R@nt?!

NO, I need someone that's smart enough to realize they have an easy cool gig and doesn't want to rock the boat.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Would you be sensitive to the Jewish people and invite us to Hannukah parties and Passover seders and stuff at the White House?

Would you be like Pres Clinton and sing Imagine with an attractive Israeli singer and a choir of young Jewish and Arab girls, and perhaps even make it more multiculturally cool by singing in your native espanol?


http://manneli.com/movies/Israel-info/Clinton&Liel.htm

[Batboy2/75]

Would you be sensitive to the Jewish people and invite us to Hannukah parties and Passover seders and stuff at the White House?

Would you be like Pres Clinton and sing Imagine with an attractive Israeli singer and a choir of young Jewish and Arab girls, and perhaps even make it more multiculturally cool by singing in your native espanol?


http://manneli.com/movies/Israel-info/Clinton&Liel.htm

If in Israel on state business and invited to a Hannukah party or a passover seder, I will of course attend.

When in the US of A I'll party as I damn well please.

The only Jewish girls I'm interested in meeting with are the Jewish girls that look like this.

[baffled]

I will donate my home if you do everything in the exact opposite of what the Hebe just asked.

[baffled]

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[Batboy2/75]

I will donate my home if you do everything in the exact opposite of what the Hebe just asked.

I wouldn't worry, the Batboy administration will have absolutely 0 interests in Israels fight with the subhuman arabs. They can wipe out the pigs residing in the west bank and gaza for all I care. They're just going to have to do it with their own money and without dragging the USA into the their problems.

[tough old man]

Lets solve the housing crisis now. I cant sell my house for what its worth (actually what the loan was for) to move into an affordable one now that my wages have been recession adjusted. Should I just get a loan for the cheaper house and give the old one back to the bank?
http://www.youwalkaway.com/

[Batboy2/75]

Lets solve the housing crisis now. I cant sell my house for what its worth (actually what the loan was for) to move into an affordable one now that my wages have been recession adjusted. Should I just get a loan for the cheaper house and give the old one back to the bank?
http://www.youwalkaway.com/

Walk away from or short sell your house.

President BatBoy will not be bailing out the banks or people that took loans from them. Other than exempting the you from taxes usually assessed on the difference between what you borrowed and what the bank will sell you're house for, you're on your own.

It will hurt, mostly the banks, but all of the bailouts need to stop. Nor will a Batboy administration pressure banks into giving loans to those that can't afford them. Or imply explicitly or implicitly that the government will bail them out.

Say good buy to Fanny and Freddy.

[Dux]

Will SEALs still be getting all the cool missions ?

[Batboy2/75]

Will SEALs still be getting all the cool missions ?

Not for a while, they've bagged their quota.

[tough old man]

Alternate energy ? public education?

[Batboy2/75]

Alternate energy ? public education?

The BatBoy administration will exit the picking losers and winners game. Alternative energy systems, if they're worth a damn, they can get by without federal subsidies. What about big oil? Not to worry, because all subsidies will be ended.

Education
Tariffs
Business
Agriculture
Banking

The whole shebang. Time for America to put away the credit card.

Public education is a State and local manner.

[Shapecharge]

What are your thoughts on groping women while riding on public transportation? Really, shouldn't this be considered a form of "tax" which a females pays for the continued operation of said transportation?

[Batboy2/75]

What are your thoughts on groping women while riding on public transportation? Really, shouldn't this be considered a form of "tax" which a females pays for the continued operation of said transportation?

First, why aren't they at the back of the bus? Second, this is a States rights issue.

[tough old man]

Have you considered a Presidential Dog? I hear Bristol Palin needs a job and shes a proven breeder

[Batboy2/75]

Have you considered a Presidential Dog? I hear Bristol Palin needs a job and shes a proven breeder

I'm thinking a cyborg gorilla or a Great white shark.

Bristol does something for me. A spot will be found for her in my presidential single moms/ concubine program.

[Turdacious]

What are your thoughts on groping women while riding on public transportation? Really, shouldn't this be considered a form of "tax" which a females pays for the continued operation of said transportation?

First, why aren't they at the back of the bus?

Because the front of the bus is where the stove should be.

[tough old man]

What about the space program? Or using the sun to dispose of spent nuclear fuel via rockets?

[Batboy2/75]

What about the space program? Or using the sun to dispose of spent nuclear fuel via rockets?

In a BatBoy administration, we're going to Moon and Mars with the intention of claiming both for the USA. Fuck the UN and world. Old fuckers about to die like Andy will become the first colonialist.

Launch stuff into the sun is still cost prohibitive.

[ultracool]

There is an IGX participant whose posting has gone down hill considerably over the years.

His posts are never funny or informative. They are an awful, unthinking, reactionary, Stalinist-utopian bunch of unpersuasive bullshit. His participation is like someone out of central casting for a Rush Limbaugh parody. Why he lifts a finger to make his (fortunately) infrequent number of bitter, depressing, and almost pointless posts is beyond me.

If elected I would like you to strongly consider running a J. Edgar Hoover-style operation to "encourage" him to put more effort into his posts, because he's capable. We know he is.

I realize this isn't very Christian of me to ask for this, but lets face it G. Gordon Liddy did the right, though unconstitutional thing in the face of attacks on America by BHO's friend Bill Ayers.

I feel we are facing a similar situation in the forum, today.

God Bless America.

[Batboy2/75]

There is an IGX participant whose posting has gone down hill considerably over the years.

His posts are never funny or informative. They are an awful, unthinking, reactionary, Stalinist-utopian bunch of unpersuasive bullshit. His participation is like someone out of central casting for a Rush Limbaugh parody. Why he lifts a finger to make his (fortunately) infrequent number of bitter, depressing, and almost pointless posts is beyond me.

If elected I would like you to strongly consider running a J. Edgar Hoover-style operation to "encourage" him to put more effort into his posts, because he's capable. We know he is.

I realize this isn't very Christian of me to ask for this, but lets face it G. Gordon Liddy did the right, though unconstitutional thing in the face of attacks on America by BHO's friend Bill Ayers.

I feel we are facing a similar situation in the forum, today.

God Bless America.

In BatBoys Administration, everyone is on the enemies list. Why? Because everyone is a special interest. My motto is everyone leaves everyone else alone. We're going to follow the Fucking Constitution for the first time in many fucking moons. The 10th amendment will actually be followed.

"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

The unnamed bitter IGx, may be a humorless dick, but he has every right to be a humorless dick. I would suggest praying for this person, since under a BatBoy administration, he's going to become even more humorless and more more of a dick.

[ultracool]

There is an IGX participant whose posting has gone down hill considerably over the years.

His posts are never funny or informative. They are an awful, unthinking, reactionary, Stalinist-utopian bunch of unpersuasive bullshit. His participation is like someone out of central casting for a Rush Limbaugh parody. Why he lifts a finger to make his (fortunately) infrequent number of bitter, depressing, and almost pointless posts is beyond me.

If elected I would like you to strongly consider running a J. Edgar Hoover-style operation to "encourage" him to put more effort into his posts, because he's capable. We know he is.

I realize this isn't very Christian of me to ask for this, but lets face it G. Gordon Liddy did the right, though unconstitutional thing in the face of attacks on America by BHO's friend Bill Ayers.

I feel we are facing a similar situation in the forum, today.

God Bless America.

In BatBoys Administration, everyone is on the enemies list. Why? Because everyone is a special interest. My motto is everyone leaves everyone else alone. We're going to follow the Fucking Constitution for the first time in many fucking moons. The 10th amendment will actually be followed.

"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

The unnamed bitter IGx, may be a humorless dick, but he has every right to be a humorless dick. I would suggest praying for this person, since under a BatBoy administration, he's going to become even more humorless and more more of a dick.

LOL perfect.

I laughed so freaking hard.

[johno]

Candidate BatBoy,

If elected, would you make 2nd Ranger Battalion your designated hit squad, in place of those Delta & SealTeamSix Fags?
I'm tired of their Superstar, Oakley-wearing, Jedi-Knight pretensions.

Under Pres. BatBoy, when the Green Light is given, I want every trashcan knocked over, every dog pregnant and every hostage dead as collateral damage.
You & I both know there's only ONE unit capable of such utter devastation: 2/75!!!