BBQ debate

[seeahill]

Those of you who cook ribs for 4 hours or more, who cook a pork butt for 18 hours, who study the art and stay up all night with the fire:

You make the best BBQ.

But I can make it 90% as good in 2 hours.

[Fat Cat]

Go back to Africa.

[seeahill]

Go back to Africa.

Where I learned to cook on acacia wood fires and roast ankoli. Yes!

[Fat Cat]

Now.

[seeahill]

July 20. They tell me the rains have come hard in northern Kenya.

[seeahill]

Now.

I sense you fear the debate.

[Crust Bucket]

Oh jeezus Seeahill now you've done it!!!! I can hear Shape clearly weeping you bastard.

[The Crawdaddy]

Those of you who cook ribs for 4 hours or more, who cook a pork butt for 18 hours, who study the art and stay up all night with the fire:

Why in God's Green Earth would I stay up all night with the fire? That's pretty dumb. Just put enough damn charcoal in the BGE, lock in the temp, and go to bed.

And I quite doubt your pulled pork is half as good in 2 hours.

[seeahill]

And I quite doubt your pulled pork is half as good in 2 hours.

True. I takes longer than that. about 4 hours.

For a fuckin sandwich.

[The Crawdaddy]

My actual time investment is about a quarter of that, and it's worth the 17 hr wait time.

Oh, yeah, and the 10 pounds of pulled pork make sammichs, green chile, pork tacos etc....

[seeahill]

And I guess it never came back and bit you on the ass.

You didn't watch it and it turned into a meteorite'

[TomFurman]

George Foreman Grill.

[seeahill]

George Foreman Grill.

Disqualified.

[losabio]

So do you have to cut the racks of ribs to fit in the microwave, or what?

[Shapecharge]

Tim I hope a wildebeest kicks you in your droopy nut sac. No, wait...you'll write a fucking book about it and another dozen trees or so will give their life needlessly.

[syaigh]

Those of you who cook ribs for 4 hours or more, who cook a pork butt for 18 hours, who study the art and stay up all night with the fire:

You make the best BBQ.

But I can make it 90% as good in 2 hours.

Isn't this like Timmah giving writing advice?

Oh . . . . right.

[seeahill]

So do you have to cut the racks of ribs to fit in the microwave, or what?

disqualified

[Fat Cat]

Imu mo bettah.

[seeahill]

Imu mo bettah.

Fuck oh dear,
That loookz good

[Fat Cat]

It's all good, I love real BBQ but it's not our specialty. But we do have grilling weather 365 days a year.

[Gin Master]

Those of you who cook ribs for 4 hours or more, who cook a pork butt for 18 hours, who study the art and stay up all night with the fire:

You make the best BBQ.

But I can make it 90% as good in 2 hours.

@Fit for cooks. How appropriate.

[Yes I Have Balls]

Those of you who cook ribs for 4 hours or more, who cook a pork butt for 18 hours, who study the art and stay up all night with the fire:

You make the best BBQ.

But I can make it 90% as good in 2 hours.

@Fit for cooks. How appropriate.

=D> =D>

[WildGorillaMan]

We can BBQ what you BBQ almost as well as you can, and you can't BBQ what we can at all.

[Pinky]

But I can make it 90% as good in 2 hours.

This is meaningless coming from you. Everything you eat still tastes like shards of porcelain.