Beer Jew's new advisors.

[jgmack]

[tough old man]

The shtreimel is typically custom-made for the intended wearer, of genuine fur, from the tips of the tails typically of Canadian or Russian sable, stone marten, baum marten (Pine Marten), or American gray fox. The shtreimel is the most costly article of Hasidic clothing, ranging in price from US$1,000 to US$5,400.[citation needed] It is possible to buy a shtreimel made of synthetic fur, which is more common in Israel. Usually the bride's father purchases the shtreimel for the groom upon his wedding. Nowadays, it is customary in America to purchase two shtreimels: a cheaper version (selling for $800–1,500), called the regen shtreimel (rain shtreimel) used for occasions where the expensive one may get damaged. In Israel, due to the economic circumstances of most members of the Hasidic community in that country, the vast majority of shtreimel-wearers own only one shtreimel. Manufacturers of shtreimels can be found in New York City, Montreal, Bnei Brak, and Jerusalem. The shtreimel manufacturers (shtreimel machers in Yiddish) keep their trade a closely guarded secret.[6

Copied Dan'l Boone.

[Fat Cat]

rats

[Kraj 2.0]

They're deliberating on what hand BeerJew should use to pleasure himself with during shabbat. You can tell by the focused look in their eyes that Talmud verses are flying left and right in justification of their respective arguments. The minivan in back is for transporting BJ to get his daily fish & chips fix since he doesn't have a license.

[jgmack]

Hasidic Jews are found on Easter Island.

[Brutal Bajan]

It's a rat hat.

[Kraj 2.0]

It's a rat hat.

And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards.

[Beer Jew]

Those two portly men are clearly very respectable. You can see this in the way they dress and carry themselves. There is also no evidence of anyone spitting on a young girl in the picture.

[cleaner464]

They look like two giant brown eyebrows.

[DrDonkeyLove]

The fur lays to the front on one guy's hat and to the rear on the other's.

Clearly one of them is an apostate.