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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chick Norris facts
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DikTracy6000
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Chuck Norris works out with super models and makes more money from commercials than neurosurgeons.
Re: Chick Norris facts
90's nostalgia already?
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buckethead
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Re: Chick Norris facts
I thought this thread was about his wife
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Turdacious
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Chuck Norris once front kicked a sparring partner so hard the guys neck leeengthened, he bought thirteeen cats, and got caught peeering over bathroom stalls.
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Re: Chick Norris facts
Great thread idea
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buckethead
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But who is Chick Norris? This place confuses mekreator wrote:Great thread idea
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buckethead wrote:But who is Chick Norris? This place confuses me
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
