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So who would win? Assuming the chimp is muzzled. My wife and I were sport arguing about this while watching the NCAA Wrestling finals at the bar.
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My money would be on the chimp ripping the UFC fighter a new asshole.
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nafod wrote:So who would win? Assuming the chimp is muzzled. My wife and I were sport arguing about this while watching the NCAA Wrestling finals at the bar.
Wait, a whole thread on racism and you're asking this question here?
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CHIMP OUT!




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$50 bucks on the chimpanzee. $100 if it's my cousin Louis. He's fuckin psycho.
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Chimp. It pull an arm off and beat him with it.
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Chimp. Not close.
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Chimp. There are some cellular differences in chimp muscle tissue that make them nearly an order of magnitude stronger than humans. The comment about ripping off a limb is about right.
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They like to attack the nuts and have been known to rip them off of humans who pissed them off.




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Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.

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Chimp unless the human is Dan Gable. :drinkers:
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I know this guy pretty well (he lived 3 miles from me) and talked to him afterwords. He was a big tough man - had been around the block - but told me the chimp treated him like a chew toy - and there was nothing he could do about it. He said he had never felt so helpless. The comparison of strength was simply off the charts.
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nafod wrote:Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.

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Mr. Chimp is also bringing more to the party than a Gracie pedigree and solid ground and pound.
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nafod wrote:Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.

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Holy fucking shit! I'm wagering ten grand on the chimp right now.

Who's setting this up? What's the venue?

Also, look at the size of his balls. There is a definite corration between ball size and output of savagery. He is one savage, ginormous-ball'd primate, and he's not to be fucked around with.
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nafod wrote:Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.

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My money is on whoever managed to shave this chimp.
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Bob Wildes wrote:Chimp unless the human is Dan Gable. :drinkers:

or Hendo......

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Pinky wrote:
My money is on whoever managed to shave this chimp.
I was going to say the same thing.
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nafod wrote:Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.

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Yeah, but what's his Fran time?



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Bruno Sammartino fought an Orangutan when he was in his 20's for 25 bucks.
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My mistake, 50 bucks...
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The chimp seems to lack tree-swinging traps.
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With those arms he doesn`t need them.
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Chimp probably 8 out of 10 times, the exceptions being when somebody like a Marcelo or Werdum manages to slip on a rear naked or a guillotine
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