He's Corey-Fucking-Feldman, he can do whatever he wants, man

[Kenny X]

Gentlemen of IGx, for just 250 bucks we can party with 80's movie phenom- Corey Feldman, and his bevy of hot, lingerie-clad trim while filming his monumental true-life documentary "Corey's Angels" !!! The Ladies of IGx can get in FOR FREE, provided:

1. Corey pre-approves then for hotness
2. They agree to wear lingerie during the party

How about it? Want to party with the star of such films as License to Drive and Lost Boys?

You know you do. A guy fromViCE magazine did and his account (approved by Corey, who had final editing rights) makes it out to be AWESOME!!

Read all about it here: http://www.vice.com/read/i-went-to-core ... hday-party

***NOTE: Corey Haim won't be making an appearance, as he is 100% committed to his sobriety and has gone to great lengths to ensure he isn't exposed to any persons, places things or situations where he would encounter even the smallest of temptations which could end his longest-running streak of sobriety.

[Bob Wildes]

I bet Al Gore spends some of that Al-Jazeera money to go those parties.

[Kazuya Mishima]

This is the most awesome scene in the cinematic history of Corey Feldman...he's channeling Michael Jackson about 6 years after the latest possible time where that could have still been cool.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxzLMJBOhHA[/youtube]

[nafod]

This is the most awesome scene in the cinematic history of Corey Feldman...he's channeling Michael Jackson about 6 years after the latest possible time where that could have still been cool.

He molested himself, so it makes sense

[Kenny X]

I'm not shelling out 250 scrilla to get into the party and then another 2500 for a private VIP room for him to not dress-up like that and molest himself in a drunken re-living of that performance.

And I don't care of I have to unload a full clip at his feet like a Mexican Fucking Skinhead Bandalero, that motherfucker will dance. I work for a living.

[Bud Charniga's grape ape]

***NOTE: Corey Haim won't be making an appearance, as he is 100% committed to his sobriety and has gone to great lengths to ensure he isn't exposed to any persons, places things or situations where he would encounter even the smallest of temptations which could end his longest-running streak of sobriety.

that and he's dead.

[Bob Wildes]

***NOTE: Corey Haim won't be making an appearance, as he is 100% committed to his sobriety and has gone to great lengths to ensure he isn't exposed to any persons, places things or situations where he would encounter even the smallest of temptations which could end his longest-running streak of sobriety.

that and he's dead.

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Feldman keeps his cheap shit up and he'll be in the lying cockroach position soon too.

[The Ginger Beard Man]

***NOTE: Corey Haim won't be making an appearance, as he is 100% committed to his sobriety and has gone to great lengths to ensure he isn't exposed to any persons, places things or situations where he would encounter even the smallest of temptations which could end his longest-running streak of sobriety.

that and he's dead.

Death makes it pretty fucking easy to stay sober.

[Kenny X]

***NOTE: Corey Haim won't be making an appearance, as he is 100% committed to his sobriety and has gone to great lengths to ensure he isn't exposed to any persons, places things or situations where he would encounter even the smallest of temptations which could end his longest-running streak of sobriety.

that and he's dead.

Death makes it pretty fucking easy to stay sober.

Yup! For folks like him and Whitney Huston, it's the only way.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Wow. Fucking sad.