Darth is fucking actually really happy right now.

[DARTH]

Bullshit long term (most my fucking life) issue resolved in my head and will shortly be resolved externally.

Bullshit car problem being handled by using the system's bullshit against it.

And in about a year or so my Lady's Grandparent's tenant is retiring to Florida and we will be taken over the house my children's great grandfather was born in.

It's a 4 bedroom with a huge barn next to it in Fort Valley Va.

About 2 hours from where I am now so I will be doing some driving for $$$ but i do sessions, not clock punching 9 to 5 shit, so it works for me.

I will be able to shoot right out of my back window if I so choose to (and I will choose to!), crank a fucking Marshall stack if I have one. (and I will)

I can fish, hunt and have a big fucking garden and use a big ass John Deere to do it.

If things ever go Thunderdome or the economy goes to Hell, well the land and house was paid for 110 years ago. I have several above ground and underground water sources and more deer, squirrls and brids than I can point my guns at.

I am fucking happy as Hell. Let the animals have this place, they just better not come up there. This is where George Washington planned to winter his Army if he was not victorious at Yorktowne. There is one way in and out and it is a Hell of a choke point. Goddman Shenandoah Thermopolye.

Bats would love it here.

Hmmmm, If we can't find a compound for the IG MA event in 2 years, well I got some land we can use. I'll recce the barn next time I am up there.

[Bobby]

Sounds great.Can you withstand a zombie invasion?

[Fat Cat]

That sounds sweet Darth, good for you.

[Thatcher II]

Sounds great. There aren't enough real assets for all the paper floating around. Enjoy that land. Its value is far greater than the current system recognises.

Just don't start listening to happy music like Huey Lewis.

[Pinky]

This is all good to hear. That's beautiful country you're moving to.

[DrDonkeyLove]

This is all good to hear. That's beautiful country you're moving to.

x10 The Shenandoah valley is one of the great drives in America. Kuntgradulashuns DARTH!

[WildGorillaMan]

I'm happy that you're happy!

[Kraj 2.0]

Bullshit long term (most my fucking life) issue resolved in my head and will shortly be resolved externally... I will be able to shoot right out of my back window if I so choose to (and I will choose to!)

I'll keep an eye out on the news for you.

[WildGorillaMan]

Shooting out your back window is a simple, often overlooked pleasure. My grandfather was fond of sniping squirrels out his dining room window using .22 short ammo.

[Kraj 2.0]

Shooting out your back window is a simple, often overlooked pleasure. My grandfather was fond of sniping squirrels out his dining room window using .22 short ammo.

"I'm going up to the cabin this weekend. Gonna do some shooting." = GOOD
"I've resolved some lifelong issues in my head and I'm about to resolve them externally. Gonna do some shooting." = BAD

[seeahill]

Good for you, Darth. A man oughta be able to piss out his own backdoor.

[Pinky]

I can piss in the alley behind my house. Does that count?

[The Venerable Bogatir X]

Good news, Darth.

[Crust Bucket]

ATTA BOY DARTH!!!!

[johno]

Good on ya, Darth!

[Fat Cat]

Just don't start listening to happy music like Huey Lewis.

This is actually really good advice.

[Schlegel]

Cool news, Darth. Looks like you'll be in driving distance of me, as well.

[Kraj 2.0]

Wow, awesome place, man. Looks really well kept for being as old as it is. Does the hottie on the porch come with the house?

[Turdacious]

You can always head up to Manassas to give the kiddies a taste of what SoFlo is like (SoFlo lite obviously). Cnogrtas!

[Protobuilder]

I'm happy that you're happy!

:hugs

[DARTH]

Kraj,

I won't lie there are places like that up there, not alot but there are some.

This place is 4 bedrooms, a living room, kitchen, dinning room, den, a basement (Celler) with a veranda that goes around half of the house. It's all been gutted and redone several years ago so it has grounded outlets, central air and heat, all mod cons. It's white with a metal roof,a new metal roof btw. Oh and a Picket fence.

It has a "Summer House" which now is a glorified Barn but without animals. I can use this as a workshop, storage space and place to jam and reload bullets.

It's 180 acres of family land.

Her Grandparents are about a 1 minute drive or a 5-10 minute walk. They are getting old as the hills so my Lady plans on making and having most dinners at their place , or "The Main House" as I now refer to it. Going to be nice sitting down at the table with her, my kids and the 2 grandparents most nights that I am home for dinner.

Sure there might be some rednecks morons and shit fucks out there? But Darth is Darth and Darth likes places where in a self defense situation you are not worried about alot of people seeing it go down and a bunch of camera phones, you just do what the situation calls for.

I will have a couple new toys when I move up there, an ATV, a AKM and acces to Gramp's M-1 and .270 Winchester Model 70.

You would like it, like your homeland with out the genocide.

[DARTH]

Cool news, Darth. Looks like you'll be in driving distance of me, as well.

Yep, looks like we might get to do some Blugrass Prog Rock crossover jam sessions.

Bro I can walk to the Geo. Washington National Foreset in about 15 minutes from there. I plan on getting a good deal of my workouts by hikeing/running allong the river and trails.

My Boy's are going to be mountian healthy and tough.

Cell reception is pretty good there to, so that's how we will do the net. I will not let thew boys go hick, more like old school virginia gentlemen.

It's the sticks and not the sticks at the same time, I like that.

Fuck the Burbs!

[Kraj 2.0]

Kraj,

You would like it, like your homeland with out the genocide.

That's like Amsterdam without hookers. The genocide is what gives it the special touch.

Glad to hear you'll be returning to the ways of old and tendin' to the land. Any plans to start growing organic stuff and selling it at farmer's markets in DC and the like?

[Ronald RayGun]

Koriban Ranch! Start printing out Sith training certifications and rake in the $$$$$.

[DARTH]

Koriban Ranch! Start printing out Sith training certifications and rake in the $$$$$.

I am thinking of doing Martial Arts Camps in a few years out that way. Lot's of good camp sites to rent or I could do the Payton Quinn thing and turn the Barn into a Dojo/Dorm, get some FIST suits and do some Mahler style marketing.

Hmmmm Maybe I will call it Koriban Ranch? Thanks Ron! =D>