Dear Shape, I regret...

[Batboy2/75]

.. to inform you that I will not be able to attending your "57th Electric Bugaloo, Dance party, Movie Night, and Birthdayapaloza". Last years bash and eventual incarceration with you and the rest of the guests was little bit to much. Time for a break.

While I too want to see the movie "Fury" and like Brad Pitt as an actor, I do not share your enthusiasm and attraction to Mr. Pitt. To say the least I was a little put off by your request that guests bring their own lotion and tissue for the movie viewing.

Also, please stop sending me naked pictures of yourself exercising. (1) We've gone over this numerous times; I don't swing that way. Your cool as a wing man for pulling the young female trim looking to hang out with the cool gay guy with the pointy ears. However, our relationship needs to stay within these bounds. (2) I don't really think it's safe to workout with a big green egg with a fire lit inside. And no, I don't care that Andy81 says it's safe or that "your feeling it". (3) your tattoo of two pink dolphins having gay sex is a bit disturbing. Particularly since the dolphin catching is drawn with your face.

One last point, I'm not sure having a naked 5K sprint and Goldschläger chugathon in you neighborhood is a great idea. Remember, you live within a mile of an elementary school. I don't care that the principle is a "Cool cat" and "Down with getting freaky. I also doubt the principal will appreciate you using his name with the police either. Remember, we talked about this last year. Some people are not as open as you are. So, you may want to have Mrs. Shape review this idea.

Again, sorry for missing your birthday bash. Maybe next year.

BatBoy

[Shapecharge]

Batt I would have preferred to get this in a private message. Out in the open like this isn't very flattering. Jeez. And just fyi, I'm not gay but c'mon now Brad is one sexy mofo.

[Fat Cat]

.. to inform you that I will not be able to attending your "57th Electric Bugaloo, Dance party, Movie Night, and Birthdayapaloza". Last years bash and eventual incarceration with you and the rest of the guests was little bit to much. Time for a break.

While I too want to see the movie "Fury" and like Brad Pitt as an actor, I do not share your enthusiasm and attraction to Mr. Pitt. To say the least I was a little put off by your request that guests bring their own lotion and tissue for the movie viewing.

Also, please stop sending me naked pictures of yourself exercising. (1) We've gone over this numerous times; I don't swing that way. Your cool as a wing man for pulling the young female trim looking to hang out with the cool gay guy with the pointy ears. However, our relationship needs to stay within these bounds. (2) I don't really think it's safe to workout with a big green egg with a fire lit inside. And no, I don't care that Andy81 says it's safe or that "your feeling it". (3) your tattoo of two pink dolphins having gay sex is a bit disturbing. Particularly since the dolphin catching is drawn with your face.

One last point, I'm not sure having a naked 5K sprint and Goldschläger chugathon in you neighborhood is a great idea. Remember, you live within a mile of an elementary school. I don't care that the principle is a "Cool cat" and "Down with getting freaky. I also doubt the principal will appreciate you using his name with the police either. Remember, we talked about this last year. Some people are not as open as you are. So, you may want to have Mrs. Shape review this idea.

Again, sorry for missing your birthday bash. Maybe next year.

BatBoy

[seeahill]

Bats hits one out of the park!