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No matter what, it doesn't look good.
Kevin Clash, the actor behind Sesame Street's Elmo since 1985, has taken a leave of absence after allegations surfaced that he had a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy.

Clash admits he had a relationship with his accuser, now 23, but he told TMZ that he was of legal age at the time.
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He should run for Mayor of Portland.
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No Penn State joke?
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Not to worry guys, Sesame Street did an investigation and found no signs of wrong doing. No need to involve the authorities or anything.

Because, you know, the first thing you think of when an allegation of child molestation arrises is conducting your own criminal investigation and then calling the cops. Puppeteers, TV production, criminal investigators; it's all the fucking same thing.
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The voice of Elmo is a downlow pedo nigger...what's left to believe in?

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The voice of Elmo is a gay black man...what's left to believe in?
Yup, known that for @ 20 years.
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Wait, this isn't news?

Elmo's a homeboy who loves boys. I did not know this.

What's next? Hulk Hogan's going to have an emotionally scarring sex tape released?
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Is OK....Elmo will go on. Maybe with someone elses fist up his ass, but Elmo makes rockstar money!
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One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.

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"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule

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Turdacious wrote:He should run for Mayor of Portland.
He'll always be the king of pop

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There's a word for guys who don't love Elmo.

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Turdacious wrote:There's a word for guys who don't love Elmo.

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Fuck yeah, Elmo!

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A man who accused Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash of having sex with him when he was a teenage boy has recanted his story.

In a quick turnabout, the man on Tuesday described his sexual relationship with Clash as adult and consensual.

Clash responded with a statement of his own, saying he is "relieved that this painful allegation has been put to rest." He had no further comment.

The man, who has not identified himself, released his statement through the Harrisburg, Pa., law firm Andreozzi & Associates.

Sesame Workshop, which produces "Sesame Street" in New York, soon followed by saying, "We are happy that Kevin can move on from this unfortunate episode
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That's a relief...he's just a downlow nigra and not a full on pedo.

I saw an interview with him where he mentioned a daughter. It's no wonder the schwoogies are taking over, outbreeding us left and right...even the faggots among their number find the time to impregnate a woman.

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Resigned. Another underaged downlow partner came forward.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/11/20/ ... h-resigns/

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Somebody else came out and said they needed $5m to heal.

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/11/20/showb ... ?hpt=hp_c4
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