I for one welcome our new overlords

[Turdacious]

Nick's back and Nate's fighting in UFC 202. Discuss.

[Kazuya Mishima]

I hope both of their PPV numbers go through the roof so that they can leverage that into some decent paychecks before it's all said and done. I realize that they are hard to build a mainstream brand around but Jesus Christ they have both been fucked over. It wouldn't be so bad if "tough guy" Dana White hadn't been running around for the last 10 years screaming I'M LOOKING FOR FIGHTERS, I'M LOOKING FOR MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WANNA DUKE, I'M LOOKING FOR BLAH BLAH BLAH. Well, these two hard hitting motherfuckers have been standing in front of Dana for the better part of a decade and he relegated them to bit part players. So, he never really was LOOKING FOR A FIGHTER MOTHERFUCKER rather he was looking for pretty faces with loud mouths that could get the UFC on Good Morning America. And drug pigs like Brock Lesnar to keep the carnival rubes lined up to pay their money for a chance to win a giant banana with dreadlocks. Like anything else in modern America...it's fucking bullshit.

Diaz brothers fought all comers and beat most and kept it real the whole time. I guess it's tough to be the hardest Mexican Aspergers kids on the planet, but fuck they are fun to watch. I like Conor's schtick, but I hope Nate beats that ass like a drum. I'm talking about breaking his fucking jaw and sending him home to play with Ido Portal.

As far as Dana White, I hope he pulls a Paul Walker sometime in the near future and in a spot where I can film it and put it in my spank bank.

[Grandpa's Spells]

Diaz brothers fought all comers and beat most and kept it real the whole time. I guess it's tough to be the hardest Mexican Aspergers kids on the planet, but fuck they are fun to watch. I like Conor's schtick, but I hope Nate beats that ass like a drum. I'm talking about breaking his fucking jaw and sending him home to play with Ido Portal.

Time for an MMA blog.

[Herv100]

Dana has tried to give Nate plenty of pushes but then he has always lost the big one. He was on a roll and then didn't show up against Henderson in the title fight. Right after that he got KO'd by Thomson, won a fight, then lost to future champ Dos Anjos. So losing 3 of his last six hasn't helped him in getting a better contract. I do like him though and hope he crushes McGregor. I have a feeling that he will work up to a title fight and choke again though.

[WildGorillaMan]

I hope both of their PPV numbers go through the roof so that they can leverage that into some decent paychecks before it's all said and done. I realize that they are hard to build a mainstream brand around but Jesus Christ they have both been fucked over. It wouldn't be so bad if "tough guy" Dana White hadn't been running around for the last 10 years screaming I'M LOOKING FOR FIGHTERS, I'M LOOKING FOR MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WANNA DUKE, I'M LOOKING FOR BLAH BLAH BLAH. Well, these two hard hitting motherfuckers have been standing in front of Dana for the better part of a decade and he relegated them to bit part players. So, he never really was LOOKING FOR A FIGHTER MOTHERFUCKER rather he was looking for pretty faces with loud mouths that could get the UFC on Good Morning America. And drug pigs like Brock Lesnar to keep the carnival rubes lined up to pay their money for a chance to win a giant banana with dreadlocks. Like anything else in modern America...it's fucking bullshit.

Diaz brothers fought all comers and beat most and kept it real the whole time. I guess it's tough to be the hardest Mexican Aspergers kids on the planet, but fuck they are fun to watch. I like Conor's schtick, but I hope Nate beats that ass like a drum. I'm talking about breaking his fucking jaw and sending him home to play with Ido Portal.

As far as Dana White, I hope he pulls a Paul Walker sometime in the near future and in a spot where I can film it and put it in my spank bank.

IGx has no "Like" button so this will have to do.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

The vid of people talking shit about Nate Diaz with Nate standing behind him that Jimmy Kimmel did was hilarious.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TACvzE-nHfQ[/youtube]

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Scripted but funny anyway

[Kazuya Mishima]

According to wiki...

In 2011 Whites mother wrote a book about him titled Dana White, King of Mma: Dana White an Unauthorized Biography. In a interview promoting the book she called her son "egotistical, self-centered, arrogant, and cruel”.

She needs to check her plumbing...the turds are supposed to come out of the other hole.

[Herv100]

The list of bullshit things Dana has done in the last 3-4 years is ridiculously long. I can't even remember them all because he would pull some scumbag move every other week for a while there.

[Turdacious]

Dana has tried to give Nate plenty of pushes but then he has always lost the big one. He was on a roll and then didn't show up against Henderson in the title fight. Right after that he got KO'd by Thomson, won a fight, then lost to future champ Dos Anjos. So losing 3 of his last six hasn't helped him in getting a better contract. I do like him though and hope he crushes McGregor. I have a feeling that he will work up to a title fight and choke again though.

Comparing the pre-Johnson Diaz to the current one is like comparing the guy below to the Nature Boy.

[Herv100]

Haha. I hope so

[Turdacious]

And then there's this Diaz:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCH2udJ1se0[/youtube]

He hasn't had a victory in almost five years and he's still the biggest welter/middleweight in the world.