Garm

[Mickey O'neil]

Jack = my all-time favorite IGX poster and all-around whipping boy.

I liked Jack. One of my favorites as well.

[Andy83]

Andy68 wasn't in a memory care facility,

I'm finishing up 45 CE credits now. Just did a 3 credit course on Caring For Patients With Alzheimer's Disease. Now I know what to tell my caregiver how to take care of me but I can't remember. I started another course on how to care for the caregiver. I'm writing a note to tell her to go to the library to find out what to do. Hope I'll be able to remember where I put the note.

[DARTH]

Eat the peanuts out of my shit you lie sexual, chest greasy dog fuckers!

Craig's mom's a whore and I want my 2 dollars!

I was Frylock on the MSM Iron Garm and then Brock Sampson (we now have a different Brock Sampson) for a minute before Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back had the scene whe their movie gets bashed on MoviePoopChute.com by "Darth Randall" and since Randall made Clerk's for me and I am a Star Wars famboy and Vaderphile Darth was born.

Remember Jesus Christ ,RKC?

The Shugyo! van?

Fat Cat's Clawhammer?

Makarov? Great guy!, Not the usual dower Russkie. He came to one of my early KB workshops and showed us how a Russian Oly MS does KB's.

The Alabama Kettlebell Fued?

10 years of you fuckers, before I got my RKC I maybe went on the net 6-8 times in my life.

Lot's of entertainment here over the years.

[SAR]

y'all are forgetting the best:
HBAD
here be a dumbass
also know as dumbdass

[seeahill]

Well said, Darth. I think it is maybe 12 years. (Andy was Andy 67 when we started. That's my memory.)

And I apologize to any racists I may have inadvertently offended. You niggers are all just fine in my book.

[Fat Cat]

Yes! We are the fukks.

[The Venerable Bogatir X]

And don't forget my personal fav, "this is obviously."

And I believe "of coarse" is his too but maybe Dylna did that one. For sure, "propain tank" is Dylna's.

"Where is a Rubio?" was always an odd favorite of mine as it was the 123# Andrey challenging the 240# FREIGHTTRAIN in GS with h32's. Doughboy was critical in creating that, and just about every other melee back then--I kinda sorta took over but as a mere and small shadow in that little cheesehead's footsteps of internet induced kettledrama. We should make a FSF shrine to him for his kettlesnark alone.

[WildGorillaMan]

I miss the bogatirs.

[Turdacious]

Not quite up there with Andreyisms, but I miss:

Limreeks
Andy's Dentures

[Schlegel]

I still have Garm's DD kettlebells of legend. I joined at IG2, I think. I actually saw many OGs before I knew who they were here- in fact, I think the supposed Jeek Peek was alleged to have happened at an early KB comp I was at. This was the one where Pavel read a bunch of you RKC guys the riot act, something about acting classy and not telling Nazi jokes or some shit?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

I was on Sonnons Knuckledragger forum. Was supposed to be Sonnon, Pavel, and Mel Siff.

[The Venerable Bogatir X]

I miss the bogatirs.

We have our gear of war properly stowed and change our secret code of attack with frequency and per the Fibonacci Sequence. It's doubtful you'll ever see the Bogatirs in action, ever again, but with that said, Sly, Arnold & Willis are still doing gigs so who knows?

[Schlegel]

Though this site may have initially been a free speech site, I feel that it would be possible to challenge that assertion as still being valid. Sorry, being able to type "fuck" or "nigger" doesn't make speech free, it makes speech hateful and counterproductive to producing any meaningful dialogue outside of others with similar opinions validating one's own views.

Sorry, free speech rights do not obligate anybody to protect your feelings or make them want to talk to you. You write what you want, people respond how they wish, however harsh it may be, if that's what floats their boat.

You don't see Seeahill complaining because the best review his books get is "levels coffee tables adequately", do you?
No, he went out there and targeted the coffee-table-leveling market relentlessly! You just need to find the demographic that most often wants to respond to you. It appears to mainly consist of Proto.

[Fat Cat]

And don't forget my personal fav, "this is obviously."

And I believe "of coarse" is his too but maybe Dylna did that one. For sure, "propain tank" is Dylna's.

"Where is a Rubio?" was always an odd favorite of mine as it was the 123# Andrey challenging the 240# FREIGHTTRAIN in GS with h32's. Doughboy was critical in creating that, and just about every other melee back then--I kinda sorta took over but as a mere and small shadow in that little cheesehead's footsteps of internet induced kettledrama. We should make a FSF shrine to him for his kettlesnark alone.

Few people can goad like the Doughy One.

[Batboy2/75]

10 fucking years? Man does time fly.

Jack was a riot.

I always imagined Jack as Dale Dribble in real life.

Some of the stuff he was obsessed was awesome. He was a porn posting machine; so much so, I'm convinced he didn't have a job or not a very demanding one.

Who can forget the coon porn incident? That sit got us thrown off of the Microsoft message boards. This was around the same time as the all the Nazi jokes and S (remeber S?) were being posted. I was at the RKC when that shit hit the fan. Steve Cotter and a bunch of people got talked to about IGx.

Back to Jack, He used to PM me questions about guns and was amazed I'd was willing to be nice to him and answer his questions. If you ask me, he had some social development issues. He could never just fit in. iGx seemed to take over his life and sense of self worth.

[DARTH]

10 fucking years? Man does time fly.

Jack was a riot.

I always imagined Jack as Dale Dribble in real life.

Some of the stuff he was obsessed was awesome. He was a porn posting machine; so much so, I'm convinced he didn't have a job or not a very demanding one.

Who can forget the coon porn incident? That sit got us thrown off of the Microsoft message boards. This was around the same time as the all the Nazi jokes and S (remeber S?) were being posted. I was at the RKC when that shit hit the fan. Steve Cotter and a bunch of people got talked to about IGx.

Back to Jack, He used to PM me questions about guns and was amazed I'd was willing to be nice to him and answer his questions. If you ask me, he had some social development issues. He could never just fit in. iGx seemed to take over his life and sense of self worth.

Motherfucker! I was there if that's when Steve had to give the Code of Conduct speech and Brett did his "If you wrestle in the mud with pigs" speel.

I bunked with Steve and he was not happy to be tasked with that.

Man, we probably met and I did not know it.

[DARTH]

^^ That was in 04 when I was Andrea DuCane's asst. , meaning she let me run the group for the most part and backed me up over John when I failed 2 people who did not do their homework. Pavel had a little smirk of "Yeah boy!" as he stood behined John as he tried to get me to change my mind "People pay alot to come here and..." but he probably knew that I would go on IG and bitch about how much the cert went from being a bit of a challenge in 03, where Pavel said "More doing and less talking" to 03 where when I pointed that out in 04 Jones said " You have to understand these people now want to hear from all of the SRKC's." menaing it was time to play cult celeb.

If 03 was a A+, 04 was a C.


I met Jack in 03 and he was a bit nerdy but was a good guy and I liked him in RL. He was an exterminator but he was sick of it and like a few of us he gave the KB bizz a shot, so he had some balls considering what it was like to attract clients in the old days.

Besides Mike Mahler, who I knew very well by then I hit it off with Jack, Cotter and Morrison alot. Rob L came off like a bit of a stuck up egg head and our personality types are very different but he had great taste in musci and we got along at the GS Nationals where Jeek was accussed of Peeking and Pavel was a dick to Andy. (ANdy and I got along great and judged at the same table when Cate Imes kicked ass and Doughboy blew his wad.

Now you see the shit in Wal-Mart and I know a bunch of articles and news stories about people fucking themselves up with KB's is coming and I will capitialize on the "One of the first pro KB instructors and not some opertunistic Personal Trainer or attention whore fitness celeb. Time to do it right or don;t do it at all." thing.

I also look back and I know I fell into the chest beating promotion alot of us did back then.

[Batboy2/75]

10 fucking years? Man does time fly.

Jack was a riot.

I always imagined Jack as Dale Dribble in real life.

Some of the stuff he was obsessed was awesome. He was a porn posting machine; so much so, I'm convinced he didn't have a job or not a very demanding one.

Who can forget the coon porn incident? That sit got us thrown off of the Microsoft message boards. This was around the same time as the all the Nazi jokes and S (remeber S?) were being posted. I was at the RKC when that shit hit the fan. Steve Cotter and a bunch of people got talked to about IGx.

Back to Jack, He used to PM me questions about guns and was amazed I'd was willing to be nice to him and answer his questions. If you ask me, he had some social development issues. He could never just fit in. iGx seemed to take over his life and sense of self worth.

Motherfucker! I was there if that's when Steve had to give the Code of Conduct speech and Brett did his "If you wrestle in the mud with pigs" speel.

I bunked with Steve and he was not happy to be tasked with that.

Man, we probably met and I did not know it.

April 04 was the RKC I attended.

Went back in the summer as an assistant instructor. Pissed off Dragon Denny when I failed to show up the day before, to help set up. I was out on the town getting shit faced with Steve Cotter and making fun of the Ryan Lee and Bud Jefferies.

To this day I still laugh over the drunk'n shit that was said. Bud Jefferies mentioned he had a couple of MMA fights under his belt and how he ended them quickly. Steve asked him if his opponent had a pork chop tied around his neck.

[Andy83]

y'all are forgetting the best:
HBAD
here be a dumbass
also know as dumbdass

HBAD was Garm's invention. He was mocking a jerk on DD that called himself "Here Be a Dragon" Garm referred to him as Here Be A Dumbass. So after that HBAD was applied appropriately to various other dumbasses.

[DARTH]

10 fucking years? Man does time fly.

Jack was a riot.

I always imagined Jack as Dale Dribble in real life.

Some of the stuff he was obsessed was awesome. He was a porn posting machine; so much so, I'm convinced he didn't have a job or not a very demanding one.

Who can forget the coon porn incident? That sit got us thrown off of the Microsoft message boards. This was around the same time as the all the Nazi jokes and S (remeber S?) were being posted. I was at the RKC when that shit hit the fan. Steve Cotter and a bunch of people got talked to about IGx.

Back to Jack, He used to PM me questions about guns and was amazed I'd was willing to be nice to him and answer his questions. If you ask me, he had some social development issues. He could never just fit in. iGx seemed to take over his life and sense of self worth.

Motherfucker! I was there if that's when Steve had to give the Code of Conduct speech and Brett did his "If you wrestle in the mud with pigs" speel.

I bunked with Steve and he was not happy to be tasked with that.

Man, we probably met and I did not know it.

April 04 was the RKC I attended.

Went back in the summer as an assistant instructor. Pissed off Dragon Denny when I failed to show up the day before, to help set up. I was out on the town getting shit faced with Steve Cotter and making fun of the Ryan Lee and Bud Jefferies.

To this day I still laugh over the drunk'n shit that was said. Bud Jefferies mentioned he had a couple of MMA fights under his belt and how he ended them quickly. Steve asked him if his opponent had a pork chop tied around his neck.

I can't recall if it was june, july or august of 04 when I was an Asst?

Who did you asist? Were you in the meeting when I brough up that there was alot more talking instead of doing and Jones gave his lame excuss for all the long winded lecture about technique with less doing the techniques?

I swear we learned more in 03 than they did when I asisted in 04 even though there was more running of the mouth.

This was the one where I met Nappy Hill and his wife. I think he was trying to figure if I was an asshole OK or fucked? I could tell he was a cop once by how he was looking at me at dinner with Lisa Shaffer.

This was alos the one where I had a client from Va. there and he was very "effiminate" and I think this former SF NCO, who was cool and chatting me up the first day was stand offish the next. " I bet this guy thinks I'm a fag?"

What was I suppossed to do? tell a client who never came out he was to fuck off and don't hang around me at the RKC? He was a decent guy.

Bud Jeffries was there as well, doing Get ups with Martone's wife.

[The Venerable Bogatir X]

This was the one where I met Nappy Hill and his wife. I think he was trying to figure if I was an asshole OK or fucked? I could tell he was a cop once by how he was looking at me at dinner with Lisa Shaffer.

I went to the RKC before that but met you guys for dinner that weekend you reference. In my RKC group, led by Brett, was me, IRONTAMER, Fireman Tom, GDG! and Jim M who co-owns one of the better X@ facilities on the east coast. Cotter and Morrison were anointed as SRKC's at the cert I went to, which was pretty good, I thought.

You keep saying I was eyeing you as if I thought you were a perp.....I was just trying to make eye contact with your coogle eyed ass!

[cleaner464]

Jack was a great guy, and he did a few photoshop jobs for me gratis.

I missed meeting Andy at the 03' Arnold.

I've gotten loaded with Dylan and Mike Mahler on a few occasions.

[The Venerable Bogatir X]

Jack was a great guy, and he did a few photoshop jobs for me gratis.

I missed meeting Andy at the 03' Arnold.

I've gotten loaded with Dylan and Mike Mahler on a few occasions.

Cleaner's ultra left wing ass is another IG OG Gangsta.

[Protobuilder]

Terry, wy du you hait our freedoms?? You don't got to stae heer. You can goe to China and see how they life is controlled your faggottt.

Fuck you, Eurofag. I saw a dark guy who was prolly a Muslim or Buddhist or some shit and resisted the temptation to go over and bust a cap in his ass because I respect the darkie's freedom of speech. You go back to England where King George tells you what to do and won't let you have any guns.

[Protobuilder]

You weren't here when "we" started this forum.

Oh, you're right, I joined on Fri Jun 06, 2008 at 1:17 pm. My bad. Sorry Fat Cat!

No fact escapes you, Inspector!

Has it ever occurred to you this is not my first account on IGX?

Don't out the torlls!