Gene, how was Borneo?

[Mickey O'neil]

http://www.vice.com/read/yo1-v14n10

You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan. They shaved her every other day, which meant that her skin had all these pimples and was very irritated. The mosquitoes would get to her very badly and the bites would become septic and be very infected, as she would scratch them constantly. They would put rings and necklaces on her. She was absolutely hideous to look at.

[Andy83]

Mickey. Don't forget Michelle Obama's parents were both orangutans. Stop your blaspheme!