Had my first "real" massage yesterday...

[Shapecharge]

Now hold on, I've never done the "happy ending" ones either but I'm telling you when I was done I was a little jacked up. When he dug into my pec I almost squealed like a little girl it hurt so bad but then after a few moments the pain went away. This active release thearpy stuff is pretty interesting. I'm going to try to get one once a month at least.

[TerryB]

Fascinating.

[Holland Oates]

ART is brutal. I saw the Amazon chiro make a 260 pound MMA fighter whimper like a fucking puppy while working on his hamstring.

[Shapecharge]

Frodo = Mr. Buzz Kill. You will not be invited to my Sweet 16 party.

[TerryB]

Have you ever had your pectineus origin massaged vigorously?

[Shapecharge]

I'm afraid to answer this even though I just googled it.

[TerryB]

...and so it begins.

[baffled]

When "He" dug into your pec?

You got the wrong kind of massage, I think.

[Abandoned by Wolves]

hah...when I was still in massage school, I had a body builder client who was dealing with some nagging injuries. He was a decent guy, a little bit of a bullet head, but pleasant enough.

Anyway, he asked for a bigger student with some ability to apply some pressure and really dig into the tissues, and since I was 3 inches taller and 30-40 lbs heavier than my student peers, I volunteered.

He was pretty built up - might come in 4th in a local bodybuilding contest or whatever, and pretty proud of his physique (with some justification). He said (in a totally non gay way) as he lay face up on the table,"Bet you've never worked on pecs like these before!"

And I smiled as I replied, "Uh-huh, and you've never dealt with thumbs like these before" and put some small amount of direct "sinking" pressure attention to some obvious trigger point sites around the 1st and 2nd ribs. Oh my, talk about "squealing like a kitten". Still makes me smile to recall it.

[baffled]

[TomFurman]

Were you touched in a way that made you feel uncomfortable? Did it make you feel dirty?

[Mickey O'neil]

Still makes me hard to recall it.

[Shapecharge]

I want to go on record stating that you are all some really degenerate fuckers. Can't a dude talk about a massage experience from another man and it not get all gayed up in herra? I will see him again. I will!

[baffled]

Anyone remember the old Seinfeld when George got a massage and "it moved"?

[Shapecharge]

Oh hell yes, I do remember that episode. Didn't happen in my situation though...for the hour and 15 minutes he worked on me for at least half of it I was in pain. No I know some cats dig the pain thing but I'm not one of them.

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

Had a dude deep tissue massage me a couple of times, felt awkward but effective.
Had a chick do some today and it was bullshit. I'm sticking with dudes.

[Crust Bucket]

I'm sticking with dudes.

PM Shape I'm sure he has an opening available one way or another.

[baffled]

Seriously, I didn't expect this thread to take the gay turn quite as sharply as it did.

[Holland Oates]

The chick who does mine is a 6 foot redhead that used to play semipro football.

[Fat Cat]

The chick who does mine is a 6 foot redhead that used to play semipro football.

That's what I look for, a big bitch. I don't really want a guy massaging me, unless he's really hot, but you need someone with power to do it right.

[dead man walking]

Have you ever had your pectineus origin massaged vigorously?

lingually

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

a big bitch.

Beulah Balbricker would work...

but Sgt. Callahan would be ideal.

[Holland Oates]

She's more Sgt. Callahan but not as pretty.

[Protobuilder]

When he dug into my pec I almost squealed like a little girl it hurt so bad but then after a few moments the pain went away. This active release thearpy stuff is pretty interesting.

Anybody got this for a signature yet?