HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHORT STRAW
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DikTracy6000
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHORT STRAW
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.
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tough old man
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHORT STRAW
They serve birthday cake in hell right?
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"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
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Crust Bucket
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I would think or at least in jail or prisontough old man wrote:They serve birthday cake in hell right?
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Holland Oates
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I don't know if I'm more disappointed that she was a thieving cunt or the fact that she had a face like the bottom of a fucking boot.
Syaigh may be an obese land cow but she has a nice personality and a pretty face and even that self righteous @fit turn coat Spidey was kind of hawt for an older gal.
Syaigh may be an obese land cow but she has a nice personality and a pretty face and even that self righteous @fit turn coat Spidey was kind of hawt for an older gal.
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Mickey O'neil
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I have nothing to say. Except for I have nothing to say.
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ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE
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seeahill
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I have mixed feelings. Talked a couple of times w/ SS on the phone. She seemed a little fucked up --- I mean like drunk or something --- but I figured a gal who just got back from being a flight nurse in Afghanistan has a right to be fucked up. But then I find she was't a flight nurse. Not in Afghanistan or anywhere. Her crimes could be misunderstandings. I asked her to tell us about it. No response.
So I'm the bigger fool.
So I'm the bigger fool.
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syaigh
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Con artists are smooth like that. Moo. (That's for EZ)
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.
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Holland Oates
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I do declare. I got the vapors.syaigh wrote:Con artists are smooth like that. Moo. (That's for EZ)
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Crust Bucket
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Can we give her a cake with a chimp nearby? That's what I want to know.
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.