Happy Festivus
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Happy Festivus
May you perform many random Feats of Strength throughout the year!
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.
"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex
"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex
Re: Happy Festivus
We've all seen this dozens of times, of coarse, but it's still funny--
Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us!
Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.
Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us!
Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.
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Re: Happy Festivus
Most Zen koans can only aspire to such profundity. Hehbeefheart wrote:We've all seen this dozens of times, of coarse, but it's still funny--
Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us!
Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.
Don’t believe everything you think.