Do we have any coloreds here?

[Fat Cat]

Just wondering. Or is IGX lily-white like Jesus?

[Croatoa]

I'm half chinese. Dad is from Nanjing. My mother is from Belfast.

So I like to drink but I can't hold my booze.

[Fat Cat]

I welcome you, on behalf of white people everywhere.

There's a ton of chinkos in Belfast now. Have you been? And Irish is pretty much a colored race anyway, so we'll count you as a token full blood if you're down.

Now go do my laundry.

[milosz]

"Terry, listen to me. Do this for the white race. You may be Irish, but they're almost white."

[Croatoa]

I welcome you, on behalf of white people everywhere.

There's a ton of chinkos in Belfast now. Have you been? And Irish is pretty much a colored race anyway, so we'll count you as a token full blood if you're down.

Now go do my laundry.

Never been to Belfast. I don't like potatoes.

Never been to the mother land either.

I won't do your laundry but I'll sell you a counterfeit designer handbag for 20 dollars more than it's worth whilest causing a 10 car pile up at a 4 way stop.

[Fat Cat]

This shirt isn't going to wash itself, McChang. But I'll take the handbag and a side of noodles.

[Croatoa]

This shirt isn't going to wash itself, McChang. But I'll take the handbag and a side of noodles.

The laundromat is more of a raghead thing where I am. The chinamen are more about the corner stores and restaurants.

You want to send out for a chinky, you got lots of options here in Hongcouver BC.

[Croatoa]

FC, where are you at in Hawaii?

[Fat Cat]

You're in Vancouver? If I ever get out that way I'll let you know, I have loads of family there. They're white too, so they might not come down to Chinatown though. I'm in Honolulu, which is why I'm so versed in racial sensitivity. Why, you need a grass skirt or some coconuts? Got some fine seashells too...

[Croatoa]

You're in Vancouver? If I ever get out that way I'll let you know, I have loads of family there. They're white too, so they might not come down to Chinatown though. I'm in Honolulu, which is why I'm so versed in racial sensitivity. Why, you need a grass skirt or some coconuts? Got some fine seashells too...

I was there(Honolulu) last month. First time in a couple of years. Love the laid back atmosphere.

Whereabouts do your kin live here in Vancity?

[Fat Cat]

Damn son, you should have told me I could have hooked you up. If you ever make it back, hit me up and I will take you out for sushi and rape.

I called my mom and she said they live in Shaughnessy, but I don't know where that is. Also, plenty down the way in Victoria too.

[Holland Oates]

I'm technically native American. Card carrying Cherokee to be exact. But I'm a pale skinned redbearded injun so I don't really count.

[Croatoa]

Damn son, you should have told me I could have hooked you up. If you ever make it back, hit me up and I will take you out for sushi and rape.

I called my mom and she said they live in Shaughnessy, but I don't know where that is. Also, plenty down the way in Victoria too.

Shaughnessy means they have money. Really nice area!

One thing I find hilarious about Hawaii is how all the fat pasty dudes from the main land think it's easy pickings for them on the island because they're rocking a pooka shell necklace and carrying a boogie board.

[Croatoa]

I'm technically native American. Card carrying Cherokee to be exact. But I'm a pale skinned redbearded injun so I don't really count.

You also have a job.

[Fat Cat]

I'm technically native American. Card carrying Cherokee to be exact. But I'm a pale skinned redbearded injun so I don't really count.

So we gots one Indian.

[Fat Cat]

Damn son, you should have told me I could have hooked you up. If you ever make it back, hit me up and I will take you out for sushi and rape.

I called my mom and she said they live in Shaughnessy, but I don't know where that is. Also, plenty down the way in Victoria too.

Shaughnessy means they have money. Really nice area!

One thing I find hilarious about Hawaii is how all the fat pasty dudes from the main land think it's easy pickings for them on the island because they're rocking a pooka shell necklace and carrying a boogie board.

Yes, they have skrillz, but I've not been in Canada since 1989 so I really have no idea where they are. They visit here occasionally.

[Fat Cat]

Any other coloreds? I'm the IGX demographer-laureate.

[Mickey O'neil]

Is sexy a color?

[Fat Cat]

Yeah, we call it "white" around where I'm from.

[Mickey O'neil]

Haha!

[Fat Cat]

[baffled]

I'm 1/8 Japanese and I think the same Hawaiian. Rest is Portuguese on my Dad's side.

I'm not proud, but I'm not ashamed either.

[Fat Cat]

That's nothing to feel ashamed of. Really. It's nothing.

[Holeyfraggaroley]

I think Gary is it but he's out banging old chicks if remember rightly

[DrDonkeyLove]

I'm almost translucent.