Hey Andy!
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Hey Andy!
I can’t tell if this North Korea intel is real or some deep state cover to give Trump a boost in ratings and distract from the Manafort raid. What say you?
Wondering if we should clean out your bomb shelter?
I’ll bring a case of Spam, and trunk full or PBR, some Ritz crackers, Velveeta and a few Swanson TV-dinners. What else? Oh, a stick of Mitchum deodorant, a tube of Brylcreem and a suitcase full of Hustler mags. Can’t think of anything else we could possibly need. You?
Wondering if we should clean out your bomb shelter?
I’ll bring a case of Spam, and trunk full or PBR, some Ritz crackers, Velveeta and a few Swanson TV-dinners. What else? Oh, a stick of Mitchum deodorant, a tube of Brylcreem and a suitcase full of Hustler mags. Can’t think of anything else we could possibly need. You?

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Re: Hey Andy!
Lucky Strike.
And that velveeta shit won't keep when the EMP takes our grid down. Need a few cans of Cheeze Whiz instead.
I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.
Re: Hey Andy!
I could see binging on wiz before locking in, but do I have to worry about a pressure wave bursting pressurized cheese cans? Cheese shrapnel could be a real drag.

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Re: Hey Andy!
I hope Andy's doing alright...he hasn't been on here in nearly a month.
Re: Hey Andy!
I was thinking the same. Anybody in touch with him through back channels, other social media, etc?Shapecharge wrote: ↑Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:25 pm I hope Andy's doing alright...he hasn't been on here in nearly a month.

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Re: Hey Andy!
When Trump talks about raining fire and fury on the NORKS, it's code for sending in Andy with his razor sharp stainless steel teeth.
Mao wrote:Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party
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Re: Hey Andy!
Don't forget Andy was in the navy so he has the skills necessary to wage serious war from the sea. Well, he was with Magellan and things were a little different then but still he knows what it takes to get the job done.
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Re: Hey Andy!
I follow him on Snapchat. He's doing great.
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