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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Didn't Henriett do milf porn too?
Angie Noir is the name, and like Janet Mason she sucks big old nigger dicks for rent money.
That you of all people know this is very funny,
Well, Google her name and you'll be treated to vid caps of her with a big old black snake up her ass and in her mouth. It's not like I am stalking the bitch.
And Kaz wasn't fucking kidding. :finga:
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Is there a threesome scene with those two and a black anaconda? Maybe a little creampie licking?
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tough old man wrote:Is there a threesome scene with those two and a black anaconda? Maybe a little creampie licking?
If the money was right, I'm sure it happened...

Anyway, I see where she did a pretty hot lesbo scene with that big tit milf Deauxma. I need to start hanging around the art scene...you meet all kinds of libertines, it would seem.

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Grandpa's Spells wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Didn't Henriett do milf porn too?
Angie Noir is the name, and like Janet Mason she sucks big old nigger dicks for rent money.
That you of all people know this is very funny,
Well, Google her name and you'll be treated to vid caps of her with a big old black snake up her ass and in her mouth. It's not like I am stalking the bitch.
IT'S JUST THAT A CERTAIN IGXER DID THE SAME THING, AND EVEN PROVIDED MILK AND COOKIES, AND DIDN'T MAKE THE SAME MONEY!!!!!
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"I am the author of my own misfortune, I don't need a ghost writer" - Ian Dury


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Well according to her very tastful and conservative website, she wants new friends...Tom have her come over to IGx and we'll all be her friend!! She does seem to have a thing for fisting which is a bit scary to me since I'm very small down there.

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Shapecharge wrote:She does seem to have a thing for fisting which is a bit scary to me since I'm very small down there.
That's alright Shape just use your head, your ears will stop you from falling all the way in.
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Very hurtful Crusty. Stay away from my cool coffeepot!!

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Sorry Shape did mean to be hurtful :goodman:
Just trying to give a little brotherly advice since you were concerned about filling the gap.

As far as your new fancy pants $3212.00 coffeepot I wont touch it, but I have looked at it a couple times.
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Shapecharge wrote:Well according to her very tastful and conservative website, she wants new friends...Tom have her come over to IGx and we'll all be her friend!! She does seem to have a thing for fisting which is a bit scary to me since I'm very small down there.
See, I just don't understand fisting porn. To me, that's the smut industry equivalent of videos showing people falling down rails on their skateboards or wrecking their climbing bikes in the woods. It's like a stupid human trick gone terribly awry. I can kind of understand the concept of a very petite chick sticking her dainty hand into the weeping snatch of some large hipped amazon. Ok, she's getting good sidewall stimulation and that feeling of vaginal fullness. But then, motherfuckers just take it into the extreme zone with bitches who are elbow deep in some guy's asshole, or a guy with the hands of a Greek brick mason two-hand stabbing the snatch of some 95 lbs barely legal blonde. I just can't suspend belief long enough to think that there is an actual pleasurable act that is taking place. Honestly, who among us has asked their lady friend to wrap their arm up to the shoulder in latex, lube that sumbitch up with anal eaze, and jam their arm in your rectum until they sustain a rotator injury or your prostate is pushed somewhere north of your Adam's apple? Honestly, who has done that...besides that faggot Seahill?

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