Hey seeahill....

[Andy83]

Wanna bet $5....ha ha ha

[seeahill]

Wanna bet $5....ha ha ha

You had your chance.

[Andy83]

Do you and your pals have your tears and sobbing under control?

[seeahill]

Do you and your pals have your tears and sobbing under control?

Hardly. I'm stunned and a bit depressed. It's your turn to crow.

[DikTracy6000]

Andy has been contacted about heading up the new F-ATF in Trump's new admin. Free Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms for us retirees.

[Andy83]

Correcto, Tracy. And drinkers, smokers and gun toters pay no fed income tax if they join the US militia for rounding up muslims for the death march to the volcanos.
But anybody can join the militia. Not just retirees.

[Thud]

Hey Andy, congrats on getting it right again. How many world records does that give you now?

[Andy83]

Thud, on president elects I'm batting 1000 since l942. It's just a gut feeling. Nothing to do with any of the poltical issues. Nobody believes me but I don't give a fuck.
Ask Seeahill when I said it's gonna be Trump. He's so heavily invested in cheerleading and praying for a democrat, it fouls up any abilities to predict.
As for the weights, I'm still at 20 after '04. I can explain all that but I don't want to right now.

[seeahill]

Well, you did say it would be Trump, but you weren't willing to put $5 on it. I guess you just didn't want to take my money. Out of kindness, I suppose.

[Andy83]

You miss the point. Betting on it fucks up the gut feeling. I never know for sure. I just happen to be right all the time. You're so wanting guess right, your brain can't be telling you right. You can't be analytic about it.

[Turdacious]

Well, you did say it would be Trump, but you weren't willing to put $5 on it. I guess you just didn't want to take my money. Out of kindness, I suppose.

And now I have to listen to some Townes Van Zandt...

[seeahill]

Well, you did say it would be Trump, but you weren't willing to put $5 on it. I guess you just didn't want to take my money. Out of kindness, I suppose.

And now I have to listen to some Townes Van Zandt...

Literary reference. I figured it would be beyond Andy.

[seeahill]

You miss the point. Betting on it fucks up the gut feeling.

You can do better than that Andy. I'm disappointed in you.

[Andy83]

You just don't get it. Too much up in your head. Just know I'm right about everything.

[seeahill]

OK, Andy, let me help.

You liberal elitist fuckdonkeys think you're so smart and educmacated. You believe all the fake liberal polls and don't have the sense to watch Sean Hannity. You hate the common working man. The results of this election ought to make you ashamed. You SHOULD be butt-hurt. I want to see you cry like a little girl. America elected a real man. You're not a real man. We got the next four years, shit for brains, and you're going to suffer. Got that? Suffer.

[Andy83]

You are not smart. You are dumb.

[seeahill]

That's right. We only "think" we're smart. But look how dumb we stupid elitist bugworms are. Look!

[Andy83]

Seeahill thinks he's a great author but only because he hangs with homosexual editors of ultra liberal rags.

[seeahill]

Seeahill thinks he's a great author but only because he hangs with homosexual editors of ultra liberal rags.

Better, but off point.

[Andy83]

No it's on point, dummy.

[seeahill]

Give it a day. Think hard. Come up with something that really stings. YOU CAN DO IT!

[Andy83]

You can't top me. I am superior in every way. So you give it a day or a week until your tears dry a little over Hillary's folly of thinking she can be a president of the US and having dummy's like you believe it.

[seeahill]

You can't top me. I am superior in every way.

Quite true. But I challenge you to walk a marathon with me. You're 83. I'm 73. You get 5 minutes for every year. That's 50 minutes. Nearly an hour. You up for it?

[Andy83]

Hell no.

[seeahill]

Then let's have a couple of beers together....