An hour later, the monkey was hungry again

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An hour later, the monkey was hungry again

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Fucking horrible start in life for the baby.
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Even chinese animals eat crazy shit
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People in China abuse and taunt the shit out of animals, even in zoos. I'm not saying the baby deserved it...but I understand.
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I like gorillas. All other monkey/ape creatures can fucking die die die.
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DrDonkeyLove wrote:I like gorillas. All other monkey/ape creatures can fucking die die die.
WTF is wrong with you hating on orangutans?
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The worst kind of monkey:

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Terry B. wrote:
DrDonkeyLove wrote:I like gorillas. All other monkey/ape creatures can fucking die die die.
WTF is wrong with you hating on orangutans?
It's on the internet so it has to be true.
There is only a brief period of courtship during the breeding season. Males are not successful in attracting sexually receptive females until they receive their cheek pads. Between the ages of 10 and 15 the males resort to rape if females are not receptive. These rapes usually last 10 minutes, but in captivity these rapes vary in time.
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Turdacious wrote:The worst kind of monkey:

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=D> =D> =D> This took me a few minutes.
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That's nuts. You gotta admit that took some balls. It's understandable, though. These monkeys have been known to get a little testi when provoked.

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This thread did not go how I expected it to.

That's an awful story.
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