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Time to get flamed.

My name is David, I'm 27, 5'7", and 150 lbs. I compete in powerlifting, but I'm a shitty athlete.

I like ass and titties. But I love a nice pair of legs.

I don't blog about food and working out... yet.

I served in the U.S. Chair Force for 6 years.

I'm going to school for nutrition. I have one semester left.

Thanks.
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davidl351 wrote:. I compete in powerlifting, but I'm a shitty athlete.
Sounds like you picked the right sport.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
davidl351 wrote:. I compete in powerlifting, but I'm a shitty athlete.
Sounds like you picked the right sport.
I can still call myself an athlete this way.
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davidl351 wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
davidl351 wrote:. I compete in powerlifting, but I'm a shitty athlete.
Sounds like you picked the right sport.
I can still call myself an athlete this way.
Without the indignity of double unders.

I like the cut of your jib.
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davidl351 wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
davidl351 wrote:. I compete in powerlifting, but I'm a shitty athlete.
Sounds like you picked the right sport.
I can still call myself an athlete this way.
You must be a fucking @fitter then. Come back when you grow up.
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Cave Canem wrote:
davidl351 wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
davidl351 wrote:. I compete in powerlifting, but I'm a shitty athlete.
Sounds like you picked the right sport.
I can still call myself an athlete this way.
You must be a fucking @fitter then. Come back when you grow up.
Just because I'm shorter than average doesn't mean I'm not growed up. I'm cultivating a 'fro to make up for my physical shortcomings.

I tried doing @fit for a while, but found that I couldn't stick to Paleo. So instead I decided to do powerlifting since ice cream can be back on the menu.
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Welcome David. Stop talking and posting in this thread. Things will go easier on you that way. After you come back from camping with Shape, you can give us all diet advice so we can stop being giant lardass has-beens and get Team IGX back on the boards. Or just share some good pie recipes.
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davidl351 wrote:I'm 5'7", and 150 lbs.
I thought kids couldn't register here?
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and for the love of god, you're talking about ice cream at 150, and competing in powerlifting??

you had better be the most jacked 150 pounds on the planet you turd!
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Ease off the lad 'youse' guys. He's the right height for powerlifting. Just needs to bulk up wee bit. :drinkers:
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Welcome aboard.

David, you got a beard? You'll need a beard. Your body will grow into it.
The cool thing about training is that becoming more sexy is just a side effect........
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Bob Wildes wrote:Ease off the lad 'youse' guys. He's the right height for powerlifting. Just needs to bulk up wee bit. :drinkers:

Exactly, there's no such thing as overeating, only underdosing.
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protobuilder wrote:and for the love of god, you're talking about ice cream at 150, and competing in powerlifting??

you had better be the most jacked 150 pounds on the planet you turd!
Fuck.

Now I know why I was competing against teenagers at my last meet.

Ice cream is my Winstrol.

Wanna see a pic of my nipple?

FWIW, I'm shooting for Tony Conyer's all-time world record, hence my weight.
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Really Big Strong Guy wrote:Welcome aboard.

David, you got a beard? You'll need a beard. Your body will grow into it.
He probably has the other kind of beard.
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Turdacious wrote:
Really Big Strong Guy wrote:Welcome aboard.

David, you got a beard? You'll need a beard. Your body will grow into it.
He probably has the other kind of beard.
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Really Big Strong Guy wrote:Welcome aboard.

David, you got a beard? You'll need a beard. Your body will grow into it.
I don't grow beards. I grow peach fuzzes.
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davidl351 wrote:I'm going to school for nutrition.
Oh jeezus...

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Bob,what does that link lead to?Remember that proto doesn`t click those things.
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
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Our new friend is learning a hard lesson.

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I think I found a picture from his last meet.

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Then he surelly needs a beard (and a camping trip)!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
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Bobby wrote:Bob,what does that link lead to?Remember that proto doesn`t click those things.
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I have been fucking had!

... if I was fucking white.

How much weight is that? And I compete raw, with my cock out, not with a damn body condom.
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davidl351 wrote:I have been fucking had!

... if I was fucking white.

How much weight is that? And I compete raw, with my cock out, not with a damn body condom.
You are an insufferable faggot, this is obviously. Listen to Syaigh. Stop. posting. here.
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Hi David, nice to meet you!

Please tell us all about yourself. What are your goals in powerlifting? What are your life goals? What's on your bucket list? How many times have you let your partner go ass to mouth on you?
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