At Least He Died Doing What He Loved

[baffled]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/1 ... 86189.html

A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home.

Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle's KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Lange's 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.

Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.

Other women around the world are known to have allegedly used their breasts as weapons.

[baffled]

Seriously? A dude suffocates by titty and nobody has anything to say about it?

I feel like I don't even know any of you anymore.

[TomFurman]

Actually it sounds like a good evening to me.

[baffled]

Thanks Tom. If I could choose, I'd go out in a hail of nipples.

[TomFurman]

Thanks Tom. If I could choose, I'd go out in a hail of nipples.

Just like the guy in the video,... [Google Susie Sparks + smother] LOL.