On Mario

[seeahill]

When my wife passed away on April 28, 2008, the IGx community was very very generous in donating to her favorite charity, a scholarship fund for local high school students named in honor of her late father.

Mario took care of the donations. He mailed the check to the scholarship fund. He didn't say: "not my job." He did it. He also somehow found out the date and place of her funeral. When I arrived in the church that day, there was a big big bouquet of flowers. From IGx. Mario did that. You think I'll ever forget what you folks did? Never. And Mario, well Mario made it happen.

[Fat Cat]

Fipidis guy off.

[Shapecharge]

Why are we just now finding this out? That is an awesome gesture. But Mario is cool like that...just doing what he thought needed to be done. As thoughtful as that was I'm sorry but it looks like we need to string Mario up because he moved a bullshit thread that only three people read to make a little funny.

[Thatcher II]

Those are the actions of a good man. Thanks for sharing.

(Shit, I need to be nicer to people and more thougtful.)

[The Venerable Bogatir X]

Like I said somewhere else around here recently, aside from Mario being a fucking douchey Cowboys fan, he is a most righteous dude and that's in spite of his off the cuff krazyball forum creations.

[Pinky]

Like I said somewhere else around here recently, aside from Mario being a fucking douchey Cowboys fan, he is a most righteous dude and that's in spite of his off the cuff krazyball forum creations.

I agree completely.

[The Venerable Bogatir X]

YAY MARIO!

[dead man walking]

i think you guys should authorize mario to make the "pinky thoughts" thread disappear.

pinky is likely to have new thoughts, so it is no loss.

[tough old man]

pinky is likely to have new, unoriginal and boring thoughts, so it is no loss

fixed

[Shapecharge]

What I'm particularly concerned about is the young minds that Pinky may be destroying if he's teaching at a university. Can you imagine Mr. Pink walking into class with his leather foldover briefcase wearing his corduroy jacket with the patches on the elbow and his weathered fedor telling his students before class about the latest IGx hijinks and that fucking Mario had the NERVE to move a thread and create a new kookyballz forum!!!! The he segues into a discussion on the marginal propensity to consume as his eyes keep shifting from the blackboard to the big-titted girl in the front row that has I LUV U written in ink on her eyelids.

[dead man walking]

in the scene you draw, mr shape, the ultimate question is whether pinky wears a bulge in his crotch. i fear that he may not. a man who goes by pinky is, how do you say, suspect.

do you think that picking a fight with the greek is foreplay?

[Shapecharge]

DMW your questions show profound insight into the repressed hidden desires of our Mr. Pink. This bears much more discussion to get to the truth. It's quite possible that our resident economist is in love with Mario but is having trouble expressing it positively.

[dead man walking]

i hesitate to offer this suggestion because i am encroaching on your sphere of expertise, but might you advise pink to invite mario on a camping trip?

[Shapecharge]

Not a bad idea DMW however I must consider the repercussions of such an event on Mr. Pink's emotional and physical wellbeing. I'm afraid that if Mario unleashes his full-on Greekness on Mr. Pink besides the physical damage, i.e. a wrecked asshole, psychologically he'll be destroyed.

[Turdacious]

Not a bad idea DMW however I must consider the repercussions of such an event on Mr. Pink's emotional and physical wellbeing. I'm afraid that if Mario unleashes his full-on Greekness on Mr. Pink besides the physical damage, i.e. a wrecked asshole, psychologically he'll be destroyed.

He's a university professor-- deviant behavior will fast track him for tenure.

[Protobuilder]

But, but, but........he moved a thread!

[Pinky]

What I'm particularly concerned about is the young minds that Pinky may be destroying if he's teaching at a university. Can you imagine Mr. Pink walking into class with his leather foldover briefcase wearing his corduroy jacket with the patches on the elbow and his weathered fedor telling his students before class about the latest IGx hijinks and that fucking Mario had the NERVE to move a thread and create a new kookyballz forum!!!! The he segues into a discussion on the marginal propensity to consume as his eyes keep shifting from the blackboard to the big-titted girl in the front row that has I LUV U written in ink on her eyelids.

All of this is accurate, except for the part where I mention IGx in class. I use the things I find here without giving credit...just like Seeahill does.

[Crust Bucket]

ATTA BOY MARIO!!!!!

[buckethead]

If I had a picture of Mario, I'd post it.

[seeahill]

Why are we just now finding this out? That is an awesome gesture.

Well, gee, at time I wasn't quite in my right mind.

[Fat Cat]

God you're such an asshole Tim.

[seeahill]

*pulls guard*