We're still on god damn lockdown. Pissed I don't have a gun in this diaper bag. SWAT made us run really fast. I need to include sprints in my training. What's up with you guys?
So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..
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We have had a long standing one-upmanship thing about being nonchalant in the face of fuct up stuff. Called her once from the e-room after crashing my motorcycle...Her first question.."So, how's the bike?"
I think she's winning this game.
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Ericc wrote:Glad to hear she's ok. I live right down the street from the Mall. My home town.
If she needs anything let me know.
Thank you. Don't mean to be glib about your community. I hope this shit settles out.
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They do. You are basically my mom, when I was your kid's age and I definitely recognized her badassedry.syaigh wrote:I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
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You make me happy. :)Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:They do. You are basically my mom, when I was your kid's age and I definitely recognized her badassedry.syaigh wrote:I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
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syaigh wrote:You make me happy. :)Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:They do. You are basically my mom, when I was your kid's age and I definitely recognized her badassedry.syaigh wrote:I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
He said bad assery...not Big Assery.
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Might I suggest this for next Hogswatch:

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You make me happier. :)Blaidd Drwg wrote:syaigh wrote:You make me happy. :)Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:They do. You are basically my mom, when I was your kid's age and I definitely recognized her badassedry.syaigh wrote:I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
He said bad assery...not Big Assery.
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1. I'm pissed I'm not packing heat.
2. We need to add sprints into my training.
I love her so much.
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Fucking bring out the clowns time. just what the hell does he need with all that shit? Your tax dollars at work; so wantabee fags can play soldier.
I'll go on record that most SWAT officers are Delta DEVGRU Spec ops wantabee that never had the stones to do the real thing in the military.
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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Unfortunately for BD's mom, getting a concealed carry permit in MD is extremely difficult-- you pretty much have to be a LEO.Jezzy Bell wrote:Glad your mom is okay.
Might I suggest this for next Hogswatch:
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Yes it is.Blaidd Drwg wrote:True knowledge. MD is fuct like this.
Could not pay me to live there.
I am glad your Mom is OK.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Disengage from the outcome and do work.
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WTF? Where are his knee pads, elbow pads, and tactical gloves?Batboy2/75 wrote:Don't worry, leave the guns to the professionals. You sit there like a dumb cow in a slaughter house waiting for the police.
Fucking bring out the clowns time. just what the hell does he need with all that shit? Your tax dollars at work; so wantabee fags can play soldier.
I'll go on record that most SWAT officers are Delta DEVGRU Spec ops wantabee that never had the stones to do the real thing in the military.
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What's he got that is extraneous?Batboy2/75 wrote:Don't worry, leave the guns to the professionals. You sit there like a dumb cow in a slaughter house waiting for the police.
Fucking bring out the clowns time. just what the hell does he need with all that shit? Your tax dollars at work; so wantabee fags can play soldier.
I'll go on record that most SWAT officers are Delta DEVGRU Spec ops wantabee that never had the stones to do the real thing in the military.
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I toy with the idea of a concealed weapon permit everyday.
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