Official Boardwalk Empire Thread

[baffled]

Hell yes. Midgets. Ole' Half Face with a shotgun, Italians gettin' pissed off. Hebrew Hammer with a small part as that creep Rothstein.

edit: No chubby chicks in this one. Need to stay focused.

[Protobuilder]

Hell yes. Midgets. Ole' Half Face with a shotgun, Italians gettin' pissed off. Hebrew Hammer with a small part as that creep Rothstein.

edit: No chubby chicks in this one. Need to stay focused.

I translated this into from what is presumably English into Chinese then Croatian then Esparanto and then back to English.

Of course, yes. Dwarf. Very good "half of the face with a rifle, Italy just angry. Hebrew Hammer and climb Rothstein Mali part.

Edit: No fat chicks in this jednom.Treba focus on.

It makes as much sense now as when it was initially posted.

[baffled]

That's because you're not in the club.

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

Awesome first episode.
No mention of Capone? He's my new favorite since jimmy got capped. That mick florist doesn't stand a fucking chance.
How long till next week?

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

Half face!!

[Protobuilder]

I find it hard to believe that Marco is the Clown Killer and Julia has no idea!

[Shapecharge]

I think our favorite Revenue agent is about to fully step over the line into the dark side and he may rival the sniper in disaffected violence. Knocked out a kid with the nanny. Excellent first episode.

[baffled]

Agreed. Dude's gotta feed his family.

Capone is going to be interesting this season. Poised for a big move.

How 'bout those titties to close things out?

[Shapecharge]

MARIO! Please establish a password protected secret forum just for cool people and those who seriously, and I really mean seriously, dig Boardwalk Empire. While you're at it, move around a few other threads and whatnot to stir up Mr. Pink. And even though Protorooter is neither cool nor a watcher of Boardwalk let him in to the secret forum because he amuses me and I like to fuck with him.

[johno]

I'm in. I never watch the show, but do have a set of Steve Buscemi fake teeth.

[baffled]

I fully support a password protected forum for Boardwalk and Homeland. Also in on Mario fucking with some threads, but only after Pinky chips into the general fund.

We need an initiation process.

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

As soon as Cleopatra came out at the party, I asked my wife " how long till we see those titties?"
10 minutes later...
They were nice little ones. Thumbs up on the prospect of seeing her getting railed hard.

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

Terry's interference with the flow of conversation in this thread is extremely Rant like and very retarded.
Its also kind of funny.

[Shapecharge]

That Cleopatra chick was a hottie but she's not even in the same universe as Nucky's chick from the first season played by Paz de la Huerta. Who's character was basically crazy which matched well with her real life personality which is crazy.

So are we thinking about letting Teri in the cool guy club? Okay, besides Pinky who's NOT in the cool guy club? This might be easier. I was thinking we might not let in the Hebrew Hamster but on second thought we may need him for legal advice and how to save money and stuff.

[baffled]

I could go either way on the cool guy club for Terri.

Hebrew Hamster should not be allowed at all. He'll steal from us before he helps us save any money. He's also a loathsome creep.

I think that a decent list could be:
Shape
Baff
Buttercup
Johno
Pinky if he chips in to the whiskey and tommy gun slush fund
I'm sure EZ will be into downloading it illegally somewhere, so he's probably cool.

Gotta keep it exclusive.

[Shapecharge]

Okay that list sounds pretty comprehensive. Perhaps we can get EZ to wear one of those sexy kilts and shave down a bit to make it seem we have a token female presence.

And hey guess what?!?! I have a bottle of Templeton Rye...only Al Capone's favorite booze!! We can have a shot right before each new episode! Only for cool guys with proof of age over 21. We need to follow the law on some things. There will be plenty of ganj.

[baffled]

What if we got Jezzy involved so it seemed like we had a female presence?

[Pinky]

Pinky if he chips in to the whiskey and tommy gun slush fund

I'm fine with a whiskey and tommy gun fund, but I was more opposed to the last secret forum than to any of the spaceball forums.

[baffled]

Pink's good by me if there are no objections. Besides, we need a Fed, right? Didn't we talk about this?

And I just realized, if Proto's in, we already have a female presence. Win-win

[Shapecharge]

It is done. The official "Cool Guys who dig Boardwalk Empire" club is hereby established!! If only our nation's State Department could act with such efficiency and diplomacy.

[baffled]

It's a nice view from the top.

[baffled]

Gentlemen, your thoughts?

I personally think that the first two episodes so far have been outstanding.

That Italian is going to be a pretty big problem.

[Shapecharge]

Very very cool how he analyzed the route and the gasoline situation. Awesome how the IRA hitman thoughtfully considered responding but realized it was a losing proposition. The dialogue between Nucky and the new white house bagman was also very good.

And on a sidenote...notice how Homeland cleaned up at the Emmies? Best dramatic series and the male and female leads.

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

Nothing much to add except that Nucky's current pussy-blindness is going to cause him problems.
I predict Cleopatra will wind up with a hole in her head soon.
The IRA guy and Sheriff Thompson seem like a formidable pair.

[Shapecharge]

Nothing much to add except that Nucky's current pussy-blindness is going to cause him problems.
I predict Cleopatra will wind up with a hole in her head soon.
The IRA guy and Sheriff Thompson seem like a formidable pair.

Agreed. Add the sniper to the mix and that's a trio not to be fucked with.