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Gorbachev wrote:That "bracelet" is gay on a multiverse level beyond ordinary human comprehension. Put it in a lead case and throw that into the deepest ocean trench you can find. You'll still be gay but others may be saved.
Camping approved bracelet then.


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Shape, I told you years ago that drinking scotch was for faggots and you said you quit. WTF? Now rub that bracelet up and down Gorby's wife's Jew pussy the next time you fuck her and he can lick it as is.
Obama's narcissism and arrogance is only superseded by his naivete and stupidity.


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Andy79 wrote:Shape, I told you years ago that drinking scotch was for faggots and you said you quit. WTF? Now rub that bracelet up and down Gorby's wife's Jew pussy the next time you fuck her and he can lick it as is.
You taking your meds, Andy?
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Shape ain't afraid to let his Freak Flag fly.
I has a buddy who owns this
http://shop.penisplugsablaze.com/
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Gorbachev wrote:
Andy79 wrote:Shape, I told you years ago that drinking scotch was for faggots and you said you quit. WTF? Now rub that bracelet up and down Gorby's wife's Jew pussy the next time you fuck her and he can lick it as is.
You taking your meds, Andy?
Why do you ask, Gorby?
Obama's narcissism and arrogance is only superseded by his naivete and stupidity.


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Have you been nursing this bottle since 1999? Maybe the missus has been putting the cheap stuff in it, when you're 3 sheets to the wind.

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The proper architecture for an evening begins with whiskey and soda, leave the gin and tonics to them other fags. Wine with dinner, just something nice don't get all dumb with pairings or try to impress anyone. Afterward cognac or Madeira. One glass of each, a bong rip between each, and you'll be toefucking the old lady under the table.
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tough old man wrote: I has a buddy who owns this
http://shop.penisplugsablaze.com/
Well, I learned something new today. That I can't unlearn.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

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johno wrote:
tough old man wrote: I has a buddy who owns this
http://shop.penisplugsablaze.com/
Well, I learned something new today. That I can't unlearn.
i guess it is kind of like the iPhone...you never realized you needed one until you had one.

I don't have one.
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