The couch thread

[TerryB]

Mark it zero, Dude.

[Dan Martin]

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

[Damien]

This is a league game, Smokey.

[WildGorillaMan]

As much as I hate to interrupt a good round of Lebowski references, I'm getting chatter that this year's Games may be Couch's swan song. I wouldn't be at all surprised if after some or all of the higher ups at HQ who've been jockeying for position while he's been dealing with his personal stuff present him with a fait accompli, he'll use the venue of the Games to publicly announce that he's stepping aside "to focus on his family" which is tried-and-true CEO-speak for "I've been thrown under the bus by my underlings"

Nobody seems to be clear on who's heading up the coup d'etat (or they're not talking), but I'm sure Couch has a pretty good idea himself.

[Shapecharge]

What is the actual ownership structure of the organization? Isn't he the sole owner? What would be the mechanism of his forced ouster? I'm curious as to how this would work.

[Dan Martin]

As much as I hate to interrupt a good round of Lebowski references, I'm getting chatter that this year's Games may be Couch's swan song. I wouldn't be at all surprised if after some or all of the higher ups at HQ who've been jockeying for position while he's been dealing with his personal stuff present him with a fait accompli, he'll use the venue of the Games to publicly announce that he's stepping aside "to focus on his family" which is tried-and-true CEO-speak for "I've been thrown under the bus by my underlings"

Nobody seems to be clear on who's heading up the coup d'etat (or they're not talking), but I'm sure Couch has a pretty good idea himself.

Clearly, you're not a golfer.

[Jag Panzer]

As much as I hate to interrupt a good round of Lebowski references, I'm getting chatter that this year's Games may be Couch's swan song. I wouldn't be at all surprised if after some or all of the higher ups at HQ who've been jockeying for position while he's been dealing with his personal stuff present him with a fait accompli, he'll use the venue of the Games to publicly announce that he's stepping aside "to focus on his family" which is tried-and-true CEO-speak for "I've been thrown under the bus by my underlings"

Nobody seems to be clear on who's heading up the coup d'etat (or they're not talking), but I'm sure Couch has a pretty good idea himself.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

[Blaidd Drwg]

As much as I hate to interrupt a good round of Lebowski references, I'm getting chatter that this year's Games may be Couch's swan song. I wouldn't be at all surprised if after some or all of the higher ups at HQ who've been jockeying for position while he's been dealing with his personal stuff present him with a fait accompli, he'll use the venue of the Games to publicly announce that he's stepping aside "to focus on his family" which is tried-and-true CEO-speak for "I've been thrown under the bus by my underlings"

Nobody seems to be clear on who's heading up the coup d'etat (or they're not talking), but I'm sure Couch has a pretty good idea himself.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Jag, That was extremely well played.

[Dan Martin]

As much as I hate to interrupt a good round of Lebowski references, I'm getting chatter that this year's Games may be Couch's swan song. I wouldn't be at all surprised if after some or all of the higher ups at HQ who've been jockeying for position while he's been dealing with his personal stuff present him with a fait accompli, he'll use the venue of the Games to publicly announce that he's stepping aside "to focus on his family" which is tried-and-true CEO-speak for "I've been thrown under the bus by my underlings"

Nobody seems to be clear on who's heading up the coup d'etat (or they're not talking), but I'm sure Couch has a pretty good idea himself.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Jag, That was extremely well played.

Our troubles are over.

[Fat Cat]

You are entering a world of pain.

[Gin Master]

As much as I hate to interrupt a good round of Lebowski references, I'm getting chatter that this year's Games may be Couch's swan song. I wouldn't be at all surprised if after some or all of the higher ups at HQ who've been jockeying for position while he's been dealing with his personal stuff present him with a fait accompli, he'll use the venue of the Games to publicly announce that he's stepping aside "to focus on his family" which is tried-and-true CEO-speak for "I've been thrown under the bus by my underlings"

Nobody seems to be clear on who's heading up the coup d'etat (or they're not talking), but I'm sure Couch has a pretty good idea himself.

I can't see a coup. First, Couch is too paranoid to not see this coming. Second, anyone who was capable successor has been excommunicated, busted down a few stripes, or never let inside the inner circle. As it is, Couch has a small band of highly paid incompetents who will do anything to protect him (and protect themselves by proxy). Beyond them, he has a loyal band of NCOs that also profit by association (Martin, Tucker, et al). You've also got the band of ass-kissers who still hang on Couch's every word. Finally, you have the non-retarded affiliates who view Couch as the absent drunk uncle who still gives them lots of cash for Christmas and birthdays.

I don't see it happening. But if it does, it will make for a good Hitler video.

[Dan Martin]

As much as I hate to interrupt a good round of Lebowski references, I'm getting chatter that this year's Games may be Couch's swan song. I wouldn't be at all surprised if after some or all of the higher ups at HQ who've been jockeying for position while he's been dealing with his personal stuff present him with a fait accompli, he'll use the venue of the Games to publicly announce that he's stepping aside "to focus on his family" which is tried-and-true CEO-speak for "I've been thrown under the bus by my underlings"

Nobody seems to be clear on who's heading up the coup d'etat (or they're not talking), but I'm sure Couch has a pretty good idea himself.

I can't see a coup. First, Couch is too paranoid to not see this coming. Second, anyone who was capable successor has been excommunicated, busted down a few stripes, or never let inside the inner circle. As it is, Couch has a small band of highly paid incompetents who will do anything to protect him (and protect themselves by proxy). Beyond them, he has a loyal band of NCOs that also profit by association (Martin, Tucker, et al). You've also got the band of ass-kissers who still hang on Couch's every word. Finally, you have the non-retarded affiliates who view Couch as the absent drunk uncle who still gives them lots of cash for Christmas and birthdays.

I don't see it happening. But if it does, it will make for a good Hitler video.

That's like your opinion, man

[Bobby]

About time for a new Nicole wod video in my opinion.The Linda wod video was entertaining!

[Yes I Have Balls]

As much as I hate to interrupt a good round of Lebowski references, I'm getting chatter that this year's Games may be Couch's swan song. I wouldn't be at all surprised if after some or all of the higher ups at HQ who've been jockeying for position while he's been dealing with his personal stuff present him with a fait accompli, he'll use the venue of the Games to publicly announce that he's stepping aside "to focus on his family" which is tried-and-true CEO-speak for "I've been thrown under the bus by my underlings"

Nobody seems to be clear on who's heading up the coup d'etat (or they're not talking), but I'm sure Couch has a pretty good idea himself.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

=D> =D>

[lasalle]

As much as I hate to interrupt a good round of Lebowski references, I'm getting chatter that this year's Games may be Couch's swan song. I wouldn't be at all surprised if after some or all of the higher ups at HQ who've been jockeying for position while he's been dealing with his personal stuff present him with a fait accompli, he'll use the venue of the Games to publicly announce that he's stepping aside "to focus on his family" which is tried-and-true CEO-speak for "I've been thrown under the bus by my underlings"

Nobody seems to be clear on who's heading up the coup d'etat (or they're not talking), but I'm sure Couch has a pretty good idea himself.

This is some serious wishful thinking on the part of your legions of followers/@fitters.

[WildGorillaMan]

We shall see. I'm just reporting on the chatter.

[Dan Martin]

We shall see. I'm just reporting on the chatter.

Take it easy Ziva.

[WildGorillaMan]

We shall see. I'm just reporting on the chatter.

Take it easy Ziva.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[dakat]

We shall see. I'm just reporting on the chatter.

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light!

[Dan Martin]

We shall see. I'm just reporting on the chatter.

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light!

You said it, Mang!

[WildGorillaMan]

We shall see. I'm just reporting on the chatter.

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light!

You said it, Mang!

That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

[TerryB]

We shall see. I'm just reporting on the chatter.

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light!

Calm down, dude. Nothing is fucked here...

[Blaidd Drwg]

you're being very un-Dude.

[Herv100]

There is an unspoken message here, and its FUCK YOU!

[WildGorillaMan]

Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?