The couch thread

[Yes I Have Balls]

Hmmm, now it appears that this @fitter is the 'fittest woman in the country' and not the penis-having, crew cut sporting winnie'd out Kristan Cleaver?

http://www.king5.com/sports/Meet-Laurie ... ml?clmob=y

[WildGorillaMan]

Hmmm, now it appears that this @fitter is the 'fittest woman in the country' and not the penis-having, crew cut sporting winnie'd out Kristan Cleaver?

http://www.king5.com/sports/Meet-Laurie ... ml?clmob=y

Be fair, she took first in the Master's division.

[Damien]

What stack are you on?

I do 50mg of D-Bol 45min to an hour before the WOD. Other than that I'm natural. No dope here.

Ever found a picture of yours on Andro Friday?

[tzg]

Hmmm, now it appears that this @fitter is the 'fittest woman in the country' and not the penis-having, crew cut sporting winnie'd out Kristan Cleaver?

http://www.king5.com/sports/Meet-Laurie ... ml?clmob=y

Be fair, she took first in the Master's division.

Fittest woman in cougar country?

[Yes I Have Balls]

I just love this shit:

Since when does life give you a crash pad?

We train for real life scenarios!

CrossFit is functional fitness. We train to be able to pull yourself out of a burning building or lift a car off of somebody. If you were climbing a rope into a helicopter from a burning building would life say, "Hey there little buddy, here's a crash pad in case you fall, so you don't land on your bottom."
NO!

When making the claim "fittest man/woman in the world" there have to be some very extreme circumstances that these people must be put through. I'm sure the first time someone tried to slam dunk a basketball there were people that said it was "too dangerous" or that someone might break their ankle or die.

And really, it's only a 20' rope. A fall from that height would be scary, but that's about it. There were a couple people that fell from pretty high up, and they were right back up trying to do it again.

Please...

[WildGorillaMan]

Hmmm, now it appears that this @fitter is the 'fittest woman in the country' and not the penis-having, crew cut sporting winnie'd out Kristan Cleaver?

http://www.king5.com/sports/Meet-Laurie ... ml?clmob=y

Be fair, she took first in the Master's division.

Fittest woman in cougar country?

Works for me.

[Yes I Have Balls]

[lasalle]

[WildGorillaMan]

Who's your friend there?

[Mountebank]

What stack are you on?

I do 50mg of D-Bol 45min to an hour before the WOD. Other than that I'm natural. No dope here.

So how much juice were you on during the Gaymes? Did they even actually go through the motion of collecting the piss (so they could just throw it down the toilet)?

[Yes I Have Balls]

Who's your friend there?

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pixelsarah

[Jay]

I just love this shit:

Since when does life give you a crash pad?

We train for real life scenarios!

CrossFit is functional fitness. We train to be able to pull yourself out of a burning building or lift a car off of somebody. If you were climbing a rope into a helicopter from a burning building would life say, "Hey there little buddy, here's a crash pad in case you fall, so you don't land on your bottom."
NO!

When making the claim "fittest man/woman in the world" there have to be some very extreme circumstances that these people must be put through. I'm sure the first time someone tried to slam dunk a basketball there were people that said it was "too dangerous" or that someone might break their ankle or die.

And really, it's only a 20' rope. A fall from that height would be scary, but that's about it. There were a couple people that fell from pretty high up, and they were right back up trying to do it again.

Please...

there is so much wrong with this quote it isn't even funny.... something like this makes me sit back with popcorn and just listen

[nafod]

Prone bone?

[friedquads]

Prone bone?

I want to know what the girl on the couch is going to do in the next scene to keep the audience going.

[Sassenach]

Who's your friend there?

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pixelsarah

Sarah Rah Car is DEAD & IN THE SHOP I have no idea WTF is wrong, or, BETTER yet, how Im going 2 PAY 4 it. I cant afford a new car, so, u do the math. My comp is AFU, I need 2 take it 2 the Geeks, but I have no car, & no $$ 2 pay 4 it 2 B fixed. I NEED my comp. 4 business, no comp. no business=no $$= IM FUCKED! I need 2 buy a massage table, new supplies 2 work & guess what, that costs $$ 2. Im thinkin bout goin 2 the dark side.

Jesus. No thank you.

[T200 Jr]

So how much juice were you on during the Gaymes? Did they even actually go through the motion of collecting the piss (so they could just throw it down the toilet)?

100mg D-Bol, a Monster energy drink, some Neurontin (1000mg I think), Piracetam and 2 of my girl's Ritalins each day (taken at separate times). A couple Hydrocodone (also my girl's) after each event.

I didn't get tested or see anyone else who mentioned getting tested.

[lasalle]

Who's your friend there?

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pixelsarah

Sarah Rah Car is DEAD & IN THE SHOP I have no idea WTF is wrong, or, BETTER yet, how Im going 2 PAY 4 it. I cant afford a new car, so, u do the math. My comp is AFU, I need 2 take it 2 the Geeks, but I have no car, & no $$ 2 pay 4 it 2 B fixed. I NEED my comp. 4 business, no comp. no business=no $$= IM FUCKED! I need 2 buy a massage table, new supplies 2 work & guess what, that costs $$ 2. Im thinkin bout goin 2 the dark side.

Jesus. No thank you.

No shit. that's just the tip of the iceberg. and on closer examination, it may be a dude.

Are proper spelling and lucid communication arts completely lost on today's 20 somethings?

I just had the gut renching pleasure of watching, what was an extremely optamistic great turn to COMPLETE SHIT right before my very eyes!!

[Shafpocalypse Now]

LOOK OUT BOYS! THIS COULD BE A INFILTRATOR!

[Mountebank]

So how much juice were you on during the Gaymes? Did they even actually go through the motion of collecting the piss (so they could just throw it down the toilet)?

100mg D-Bol, a Monster energy drink, some Neurontin (1000mg I think), Piracetam and 2 of my girl's Ritalins each day (taken at separate times). A couple Hydrocodone (also my girl's) after each event.

I didn't get tested or see anyone else who mentioned getting tested.

And why would anyone who drinks the Kool-Aid hard enough to compete at the Gaymes be coming here to give a tell-all? Also, since you're anonymous, you must have info on other competitors, correct?

[Jag Panzer]

lol, 100mg of dbol before shooting the WAD?

fuck that. nigger would be too pumped to move.

[DVD Pimp]

LOOK OUT BOYS! THIS COULD BE A INFILTRATOR!

Oh, no! An infiltrator could disrupt the harmonious atmosphere we cherish so deeply here!

[Gin Master]

@F HQ circa 2001. You'll see the secret behind Couch's limp and a Budding/Castro WOD.

[Yes I Have Balls]

LOOK OUT BOYS! THIS COULD BE A INFILTRATOR!

[sanchezero]

c'mon, it's a @fatter...

[big_t2100]

Something smells fishy....