The couch thread

[tough old man]

Please tell me you take massive quantities of psychotropics to make up for a complete absence of Joy in your life.

kratom mixed with peppermint mocha and oreos. It is my unfortunate experience with cougs that has soured me for life. I think she broke her hip.

[TheCoug]

Well can't I just imagine that all of you are between 18-21?

[TheCoug]

And go ahead, sigh, just put me right in there with Gillian. I'm not a mom, ergo no MILFie.

So. Do you get vag points for not having kids, even though you are old, nasty vag? I told you I'm here to learn.

muah!

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

Self absorbed narcissistic cunts. An accurate description of @fit women and men. I have met less than a handful that I actually like. Heres a hint: there is more to life than your fucking workout, your fucking gym, your fucking body fat levels, and your fucking. So be fucking off now.

This is correct.
This dumb ass is pure @fit...just by being around she is under the impression that it's all about her.
I stand by my statement from before that she's not delicious. I retract my would and now vote WOULD NOT.
Please leave.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Self absorbed narcissistic cunts. An accurate description of @fit women and men. I have met less than a handful that I actually like. Heres a hint: there is more to life than your fucking workout, your fucking gym, your fucking body fat levels, and your fucking. So be fucking off now.

I'll have to accede that this is a deadnutz accurate critique of most @fitters I've met on line and nearly the opposite of what I've found in real life.

[Mickey O'neil]

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Oh yeah, I saw that a few days ago. I thought it was pretty retarded. Nice ass though. That affiliate is from 'round my way.

[Yes I Have Balls]

To many winnied-out, cashed-in busted face cunts up in here.

[TheCoug]

i posted my booty pic.

now i'm bored.

[Shapecharge]

Not too shabby Cougie. Two questions:

1. Do you like to go camping?
2. Are you allergic to any narcotics?

[lesser_rebelangel]

Sorry to interrupt your virtual clit-sucking session on Coug but I wanted to thank WGM, because this is a woman:



Dem thighs!

[Yes I Have Balls]

i posted my booty pic.

now i'm bored.

So are we.

[Mickey O'neil]

Sorry to interrupt your virtual clit-sucking session on Coug but I wanted to thank WGM, because this is a woman:



Dem thighs!

Holy shit, yessireeeeee!!!

[syaigh]

You are right, that girl is absolutely gorgeous and has a beautiful body. But, the whole six-pack-for-girls movement would probably call her chubby. And that sucks.

[WildGorillaMan]

You are right, that girl is absolutely gorgeous and has a beautiful body. But, the whole six-pack-for-girls movement would probably call her chubby. And that sucks.

Fuck what they think.

[friedquads]

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Fixed.

[Yes I Have Balls]

You are right, that girl is absolutely gorgeous and has a beautiful body. But, the whole six-pack-for-girls movement would probably call her chubby. And that sucks.

The 6-pack for girls group will get killed and eaten to provide sustenance to the strong.

[lasalle]

One week on a deserted island with one of these two. Choose carefully.

[TheCoug]

You know, if shapey had gotten around to clitsucking? the whole thing may have gone different.

answers - 1.yes. 2. not so far.

But that woman? GORGEOUS!!!!! I don't know one woman on the planet who would call her chubby. Expecially cougey here since cougey has no six pack.

(but cougie luvs her some T, too.)

[Holland Oates]

Sorry to interrupt your virtual clit-sucking session on Coug but I wanted to thank WGM, because this is a woman:



Dem thighs!

I would lick her where she pees.

[tzg]

You know, if shapey had gotten around to clitsucking? the whole thing may have gone different.

answers - 1.yes. 2. not so far.

But that woman? GORGEOUS!!!!! I don't know one woman on the planet who would call her chubby. Expecially cougey here since cougey has no six pack.

(but cougie luvs her some T, too.)

the jealous haters who hate would.

[Mickey O'neil]

I would take her over six-pack chick any day of the week. Easily.

[Shaun B. O'Murnecan]

I would take her over six-pack chick any day of the week. Easily.

This is because you are not queer.

[lasalle]

I would take her over six-pack chick any day of the week. Easily.

For Christ's sake-show me the man that would answer otherwise.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

IS THIS A FUCKING DUDE DRESSED UP AS COHEN? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? WHEN DID THIS SHIT START BEING SO INCESTUOUS!?!?!?

[WildGorillaMan]

At least six people I know dressed up as T for Halloween, try to keep up.

I was going to go as Shaf but my pajamas were in the wash.