Fucking gold right there man.MarcoFP wrote:So I agree 100% on the not too drunk to fuck, & not ignoring the kids, & not sporting underarmour in an obese state.
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I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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goes to show you that money really does buy ass. Because all couch has going for him is charisma and money... never knew a woman who ever said, "you know what I really want in a man... a guy who has a gut the size of a medicine ball, unkempt looking, and drinks like a fish... god that gets me wet."
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Maybe you too can lift weights and do intervals, only to look like you don't work out at all when you have a t-shirt on.
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Lauren runs an organization full of pricks, bullies, and liars to extract money from delusional exercise bulimics. But she's nice?spider monkey wrote:Philosophical question. And pardon me for civilizing you for just a moment. Lauren and Allison are beatiful women who also seem very nice. What would you lie-dogs have to offer them? Now go back to your natural state which I love and adore.
Allison has a psyche of melted plastic.
Perhaps a lifetime of jake heke posts would restore mental balance.
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So far all of the responses to my philosophical question are gold. Moar. Please.friedquads wrote:Fucking gold right there man.
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I have nothing for Lauren. After Couch, what could a mere mortal offer?spider monkey wrote:Philosophical question. And pardon me for civilizing you for just a moment. Lauren and Allison are beatiful women who also seem very nice. What would you lie-dogs have to offer them? Now go back to your natural state which I love and adore.
To AllnyNYTittyCity, I offer her what she craves, attention.
Mao wrote:Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party
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Both those bitches have had a lot of @Fit hands on them....that being said, a sample of my cum would look nice on either set of those big tittays!!!!DrDonkeyLove wrote:I have nothing for Lauren. After Couch, what could a mere mortal offer?spider monkey wrote:Philosophical question. And pardon me for civilizing you for just a moment. Lauren and Allison are beatiful women who also seem very nice. What would you lie-dogs have to offer them? Now go back to your natural state which I love and adore.
To AllnyNYTittyCity, I offer her what she craves, attention.
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Post by Yes I Have Balls »
:-"CFE Numbers game
I own a CrossFit box and have several athletes (5-6) who are attempting their first/second Ironman triathlons this next year. I have spoken with them in regards to using CFE as a training protocol instead of long slow distance training.
A couple of them are willing to try CFE as their training tool but a couple are asking for data/research to backup CFE training as a valuable tool.
Does anyone out there have any information?
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[/quote]spider monkey wrote:Philosophical question. And pardon me for civilizing you for just a moment. Lauren and Allison are beatiful women who also seem very nice. What would you lie-dogs have to offer them? Now go back to your natural state which I love and adore.
Seem nice? Lauren seems nice because she got screwed over by Otis, but she was complicit with what he did for years. Allison has a body built for sin and works as hard for attention as she does in her training. Still, my lips get chapped just thinking about the motorboating that would go on with these two.
First, faggot, you're not a coach and your trainees aren't athletes. Second, there are no references. Uncle Rico will throw that football over the mountains before Mayor McCheese finishes a race.Yes I Have Balls wrote:http://www.crossfitendurance.com/forum/ ... ?f=2&t=816
:-"CFE Numbers game
I own a CrossFit box and have several athletes (5-6) who are attempting their first/second Ironman triathlons this next year. I have spoken with them in regards to using CFE as a training protocol instead of long slow distance training.
A couple of them are willing to try CFE as their training tool but a couple are asking for data/research to backup CFE training as a valuable tool.
Does anyone out there have any information?

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Go to facebook and look up self-absorbed, uneducated, white trash mud-sharking hoe.big_t2100 wrote:
WGM - Great update today!!!
Where do I find more pics of her please???!!! =D> =D> =D>
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Come on, you know you want to motorboat the shit out of that and go back for seconds.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Go to facebook and look up self-absorbed, uneducated, white trash mud-sharking hoe.big_t2100 wrote:
WGM - Great update today!!!
Where do I find more pics of her please???!!! =D> =D> =D>
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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Yep.friedquads wrote:Come on, you know you want to motorboat the shit out of that and go back for seconds.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Go to facebook and look up self-absorbed, uneducated, white trash mud-sharking hoe.big_t2100 wrote:
WGM - Great update today!!!
Where do I find more pics of her please???!!! =D> =D> =D>

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Speaking of Lauren's FB, her info showed her to be a fan of this book. Hmm...friedquads wrote:Just when you think that Barry Cooper has been long gone, he's all over Couch's Ex on FB.
barry.JPGShe should have ignored him.
http://www.facebook.com/reqs.php?bcode= ... 7072992287
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Uhhh....Bug spray next to the shoes?Jezebel Jones wrote:Now, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Overhead box squatting in socks?Crust Bucket wrote:Uhhh....Bug spray next to the shoes?Jezebel Jones wrote:Now, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
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That's Westside, bitches.Jezebel Jones wrote:
Ok, she's hot, great tits, etc etc etc
Now, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
This is why American OL has never reached the peak...lack of OH high box squatting. Just think of where we'll go when we add bands and chains!
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http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/12/gla ... l#comments
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And enough CF'ers will believe this... Every sport I've played or participated in has talked about the the bio-mechanical physics and how it relates tot he given sport. Some have gone rather indepth, none were CF.“CrossFit is the application of the fundamentals of Newtonian mechanics to human movement, something else that is kind of unique for us,” Glassman says.
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Fuck them and their antiquated garden physics...me and my niggers exercise according to the principles of Quantum Mechanics and Special Relativity.“CrossFit is the application of the fundamentals of Newtonian mechanics to human movement, something else that is kind of unique for us,” Glassman says.
Gravity...pfffffft.
My Fran time curves space, bitches.
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You seriously have a Fran time?Kazuya Mishima wrote:Fuck them and their antiquated garden physics...me and my niggers exercise according to the principles of Quantum Mechanics and Special Relativity.“CrossFit is the application of the fundamentals of Newtonian mechanics to human movement, something else that is kind of unique for us,” Glassman says.
Gravity...pfffffft.
My Fran time curves space, bitches.
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