Me thinks this statement sez a whole lot more about CM than EZ ;)Charismatic megafauna wrote:Yes I Have Balls wrote:fagEd Zachary wrote:Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
rather sounds to me like he may have tapped that already and doesn't want the Amazon to know....
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Bread and circuses.
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Wendler doesn't work for EliteFTS any longer, so I wouldn't take what he says as reflective of that company.GammaRayGummo wrote:It must be safe to assume that EliteFts has ended is affiliation with @fit, right?stosh wrote:Wendler with restrained wit:
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LOLYes I Have Balls wrote:fagEd Zachary wrote:Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
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If she was a real @fitter she would have already volunteered to email you some.Ed Zachary wrote:Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
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Barky and B-Boi are havin da baby....eesh!
I got part of the message sent fowarded to me and am not on FB...sorry WGM
I got part of the message sent fowarded to me and am not on FB...sorry WGM
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CultBuster wrote:Barky and B-Boi are havin da baby....eesh!
April Fools was yesterday.
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Fixed.WildGorillaMan wrote:If she was a real @fitter she would have already volunteered to email WGM the many attention seeking pics for the world to ogle.Ed Zachary wrote:Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
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That sounds like you're complaining.friedquads wrote:Fixed.WildGorillaMan wrote:If she was a real @fitter she would have already volunteered to email WGM the many attention seeking pics for the world to ogle.Ed Zachary wrote:Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
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That we don't get to see EZ's gym chicky pose for the camera, you damn right I'm complaining!WildGorillaMan wrote:That sounds like you're complaining.friedquads wrote:Fixed.WildGorillaMan wrote:If she was a real @fitter she would have already volunteered to email WGM the many attention seeking pics for the world to ogle.Ed Zachary wrote:Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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Ugh. ](http://www.irongarmx.net/phpbbdev/images/smilies/eusa_wall.gif "Brick wall")
And I'm sure that orthopods and chiros can agree on the cervical spine & shoulder nightmare that these push-ups are for high reps done quickly:It's these benefits of exercise that she imparts on an up and coming CrossFit athlete, her four year old daughter Giana, the star of the Femme Fit 2011 - Movement Standards video.
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Quacktacular wrote:Ugh.
Who needs shoulders to rack the bar when you got TITTIES!!!!!
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There's a man training with nowt' but his smalls on. Is this normal, anywhere?
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maybe it's mario sperry?
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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I see more right than wrong in that picture.CharlieBob wrote:Quacktacular wrote:Ugh.
Who needs shoulders to rack the bar when you got TITTIES!!!!!
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CharlieBob wrote:Quacktacular wrote:Ugh.
Who needs shoulders to rack the bar when you got TITTIES!!!!!
That's certainly one interpretation of "rack the bar".
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It may intuit well that if you can pull 1015, pulling 250 for 21 reps at a high heart rate is a fucking joke.WildGorillaMan wrote: You want work capacity? Be strong as fuck.
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Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:It may intuit well that if you can pull 1015, pulling 250 for 21 reps at a high heart rate is a fucking joke.WildGorillaMan wrote: You want work capacity? Be strong as fuck.
And let's be honest here, if you can pull 1015, who fucking cares if you can do doubleunders or not?
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Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:It may intuit well that if you can pull 1015, pulling 250 for 21 reps at a high heart rate is a fucking joke.WildGorillaMan wrote: You want work capacity? Be strong as fuck.
Correct Version:It may intuit well that if you can pull a 250 pound deadlift 21 times coming to the lift at a heart rate of 180 beats per minute, then 500 pounds for a single at a resting heart rate is perhaps manageable.
If 1015 pounds for a single at an aroused heart rate is observable, then it may intuit well that you can pull a 575 pound deadlift 22 times resulting in a heart rate of 180 beats per minute.
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