The couch thread

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Apparently BMac was 192 out of 196 in the 2008 Crossfit games.

He didn't bother showing up for the first two event workouts, and then got smoked by people who did on the 760m trail run.

[WildGorillaMan]

760m? Isn't that like half a mile?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Let's see.

760m = .47 miles.

So, even though he sandbagged the fuck out of the first two events by not showing up, he still got smoked by legitimate contenders.

[baffled]

Exactly how the fuck did this make it to Andro Friday?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

WGM encourages all women to send in their pictures.

Like that chick with the "Hater" shirt and the abz....she sent him about 1200.

[kreator]

Let's see.

760m = .47 miles.

So, even though he sandbagged the fuck out of the first two events by not showing up, he still got smoked by legitimate contenders.

Actually, the way the 2008 Games worked, the heats were in various orders. So some people did the run first, then the other two events, other people did the run 2nd, etc. Pretty sure MacKenzie did the run and then DNF'd the rest of the Games.

Even after he claimed on the CF message boards that he would Finish top 10 in CF Games and top 10 in Badwater in the same year.

Dude is not and has not ever even qualified to run Badwater, nevermind finish top 10.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

That's even fucking funnier.

The CFE guru got smoked on the run, then like a crybaby he quit? TRUE DNF! Way to stick to your guns, BMac.

[Jay]

That's even fucking funnier.

The CFE guru got smoked on the run, then like a crybaby he quit? TRUE DNF! Way to stick to your guns, BMac.

Was this before the Unscared tattoo bullshit?

Fuck I hate this guy

[lasalle]

http://games2008.crossfit.com/documents ... lts715.pdf

[Cave Canem]

http://games2008.crossfit.com/documents ... lts715.pdf

Gotta give him credit, if it wasn't for his finish in the run, he probably would have been beaten by Jacinto Bonilla who was only 69 years old at the time.

[Cave Canem]

Hey, what happened to the bolded identification and link to Crossfit Apex under the photo?

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 10816.html

A little late to close that particular barn door, I'd say...

And yet, Mr. Pudding says they don't "sanitize reality".

[baffled]

WGM encourages all women to send in their pictures.

Like that chick with the "Hater" shirt and the abz....she sent him about 1200.

I'm sure there are plenty without the shirt, but that stingy motherfucker won't share them.

[jgmack]

WGM encourages all women to send in their pictures.

Like that chick with the "Hater" shirt and the abz....she sent him about 1200.

I'm sure there are plenty without the shirt, but that stingy motherfucker won't share them.

No doubt he gets sent some topless or even nudes, but won't post them as they would stop sending more. His whole intent is to get women to send him pics hoping some will be revealing. The man is a very sick pervert!

[___________]

I still hate Couch & Crossfit.
Niggers.

[Jag Panzer]

We need more Marco around here.

[WildGorillaMan]

Exactly how the fuck did this make it to Andro Friday?

Zillions of pics and you whine about the one you didn't like? What is this, the P&B Training forum?

[Fuzzy Dunlop]

teh retardery:

[Fuzzy Dunlop]

Shaf are you jealous of this chick's power-bear-belly?

[tzg]

Shaf are you jealous of this chick's power-bear-belly?

Man, it's like a uniform.

[Boris]

Shaf are you jealous of this chick's power-bear-belly?

Man, it's like a uniform.

Yeah, I never understood the knee-high sock thing. Call me old fashioned but I still prefer a bare leg.

[Turdacious]

Sweep teh leg!

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[TerryB]

LOL!

we need Daniel in crain stance w/ a baby

[Holland Oates]

Turd=genius

[baffled]

Exactly how the fuck did this make it to Andro Friday?

Zillions of pics and you whine about the one you didn't like? What is this, the P&B Training forum?

That was a low blow.

I was just surprised is all. I thought the Gorilla had higher standards for his reputable business. Either big earls done right, or straight up andro broads. I'm cool with some frumpy chunks if that's where this is headed.

[Protobuilder]

Even after he claimed on the CF message boards that he would Finish top 10 in CF Games and top 10 in Badwater in the same year.

Dude is not and has not ever even qualified to run Badwater, nevermind finish top 10.

I have heard him on two podcasts recently where, although he didn't say that he had done Badwater, he didn't correct the interviewer who claimed that he did. Actually, both intros were nearly the same (WS 100 and Badwater finisher) so likely prepared and submitted by BMac himself.