The couch thread

[Beer Jew]

Someone needs to mention the legendary child asking for hummus instead of birthday cake incident.

I believe it was that which cemented my hate for Cohen. No matter how many people say they've met her and she's a stand up gal, I always look at her as an attention whoring cunt.

[Kenny X]

New Years Crossfitters on Facebook:

I learned 2 things.

Crossfit can do no wrong. Nobody has ever been injured and fucked up permanently.

Even one treat a day, like a cup of coffee or a twinkie, will DERAIL EVERY SINGLE HEALTHY THING YOU EVER DO!!!!! Thanks for that one Tony!

I understand about the twinkies. Twinkies suck. But insofar as "treats" go I like cookies and I eat them unapologetically. Anybody who refuses cookies baked by his wife or his girlfriend because "IT MIGHT DERAIL MY UBER-HEALTHY LIFESTYLE AND MAKE MY ABZZ GO AWAY" is a pussy.

Straight up truthiness. I eat pretty "healthy", but if I don't get my desert at night I'm a pissed off dude. I think I keep Breyers in business just off mint chocolate chip sales alone.

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

[Kenny X]

Someone needs to mention the legendary child asking for hummus instead of birthday cake incident.

I believe it was that which cemented my hate for Cohen. No matter how many people say they've met her and she's a stand up gal, I always look at her as an attention whoring cunt.

She's come full-circle. Not long ago I observed her on the SS forum bragging about how she was eating a black and white cookie "to prevent the return of visible abz" ...

Why does it have to be one (emaciated, eating 100% strict with no wiggle-room what-so-ever) or the other (eating whatever, to prove you're no longer and emaciated, koolaid drinking freak)? Why can't it just be: I eat good, healthy whole foods most of the time and I also enjoy cookies and ice cream because cookies and ice cream are awesome and I train really hard so it's okay?

I prefer the Middle Way, and like Alfred, I'm a happy dude when I can have my dessert.

[Gin Master]

The "we're REAL @F and you ain't!" subtle digs have now begun in the @FJ:
http://journal.crossfit.com/2012/01/cfi ... ulside.tpl

“When you grow through like what we did, it’s actually like you’re growing up. I mean you start through the infancy phase and you become a teenager and then grow into a man in that whole CrossFit world,” Grundler explains. “There’s a lot more soul to that, I think. I mean that’s the way CrossFit was supposed to be.”

He added: “If you don’t have the CrossFit heart-and-soul part down, then I think you just lose the community, you lose the whole feel, and you just become another gym, and I don’t think that’s the point. We already got plenty of those.”

Yes, R@@bok-masters, that was aimed directly at you.

It's going to be funny when the watered down CrossBok classes show up between spin and pilates on corporate gym schedules. The board-shorted diehards will have a conniption when the three-class-a-day cardio bunnies tell them, "CF, yeah, I do that, too. Isn't it fun?" LULZ will ensue, Liz Darsh will write a "Why they aren't US" post, and Couch will make a three-martini vblog appearance to calm the storm.

[Gin Master]

New Years Crossfitters on Facebook:

I learned 2 things.

Crossfit can do no wrong. Nobody has ever been injured and fucked up permanently.

Even one treat a day, like a cup of coffee or a twinkie, will DERAIL EVERY SINGLE HEALTHY THING YOU EVER DO!!!!! Thanks for that one Tony!

I understand about the twinkies. Twinkies suck. But insofar as "treats" go I like cookies and I eat them unapologetically. Anybody who refuses cookies baked by his wife or his girlfriend because "IT MIGHT DERAIL MY UBER-HEALTHY LIFESTYLE AND MAKE MY ABZZ GO AWAY" is a pussy.

You're a pussy. The true elite not only refuse cookies from their wife/gf, they refuse to go to Vegas because it will derail teh Paleo.

[Gin Master]

Endurance 5k??!?!

When 5k becomes an endurance event for you it's really time to think about swallowing the shotgun.

I get what you're saying. Any race that doesn't require sprint spikes can be classified as distance.

[WildGorillaMan]

You're a pussy. The true elite not only refuse cookies from their wife/gf, they refuse to go to Vegas because it will derail teh Paleo.

We talked at length about staying Paleo in Vegas. If you sprinkle your cocaine on raw spinach leaves from the salad bar and eat it, it's a Paleo facsimile of chewing coca leaves.

I bet NEOSAVAGE guy doesn't have these conundra.

[kreator]

Don't be a fucking queer.

Running a competitive 5K is a short, brutal race.

A 400m isn't endurance, but an 800m is.

If you fucking lollygag, sure it's easy.

Just like when the Fictional Hand Strempf guy talked about doing a 5k in 33 minutes like it was some kind of accomplishment for a former collegiate football player in his mid-20s.

True story. 800m is the shortest endurance running event IMO.

[TerryB]

whether an event is an endurance event depends on how out of shape you are

[Beer Jew]

whether an event is an endurance event depends on how out of shape you are

Good point. I think that's why my comment came off like that- it was aimed at actual athletes.

[Freki]

The "we're REAL @F and you ain't!" subtle digs have now begun in the @FJ:
http://journal.crossfit.com/2012/01/cfi ... ulside.tpl

“When you grow through like what we did, it’s actually like you’re growing up. I mean you start through the infancy phase and you become a teenager and then grow into a man in that whole CrossFit world,” Grundler explains. “There’s a lot more soul to that, I think. I mean that’s the way CrossFit was supposed to be.”

He added: “If you don’t have the CrossFit heart-and-soul part down, then I think you just lose the community, you lose the whole feel, and you just become another gym, and I don’t think that’s the point. We already got plenty of those.”

Yes, R@@bok-masters, that was aimed directly at you.

It's going to be funny when the watered down CrossBok classes show up between spin and pilates on corporate gym schedules. The board-shorted diehards will have a conniption when the three-class-a-day cardio bunnies tell them, "CF, yeah, I do that, too. Isn't it fun?" LULZ will ensue, Liz Darsh will write a "Why they aren't US" post, and Couch will make a three-martini vblog appearance to calm the storm.

With Puddin' in the background in full Reebok regalia throwing piles of $100 bill in the air. Makin' it rain!!

[Gin Master]

Don't be a fucking queer.

Running a competitive 5K is a short, brutal race.

A 400m isn't endurance, but an 800m is.

If you fucking lollygag, sure it's easy.

Just like when the Fictional Hand Strempf guy talked about doing a 5k in 33 minutes like it was some kind of accomplishment for a former collegiate football player in his mid-20s.

True story. 800m is the shortest endurance running event IMO.

Axle C&P for 60 seconds is an endurance event for me.

[T200]

She's come full-circle. Not long ago I observed her on the SS forum bragging about how she was eating a black and white cookie "to prevent the return of visible abz" ...

I ate 3 GIANT black and white cookies on Sunday. They were stunning. My Fran time is 3 fucking seconds.

[Kenny X]

She's come full-circle. Not long ago I observed her on the SS forum bragging about how she was eating a black and white cookie "to prevent the return of visible abz" ...

I ate 3 GIANT black and white cookies on Sunday. They were stunning. My Fran time is 3 fucking seconds.

"Look to the cookie!" -Jerry Seinfeld

[Jay]

Someone needs to mention the legendary child asking for hummus instead of birthday cake incident.

I believe it was that which cemented my hate for Cohen. No matter how many people say they've met her and she's a stand up gal, I always look at her as an attention whoring cunt.

She's come full-circle. Not long ago I observed her on the SS forum bragging about how she was eating a black and white cookie "to prevent the return of visible abz" ...

Why does it have to be one (emaciated, eating 100% strict with no wiggle-room what-so-ever) or the other (eating whatever, to prove you're no longer and emaciated, koolaid drinking freak)? Why can't it just be: I eat good, healthy whole foods most of the time and I also enjoy cookies and ice cream because cookies and ice cream are awesome and I train really hard so it's okay?

I prefer the Middle Way, and like Alfred, I'm a happy dude when I can have my dessert.

She is extreme. When she did @fit she was the poster girl for emaciated paleo eating wenches, now that she hates @fit she is the poster girl for "I'm fat and proud" even though she isn't anywhere fucking near fat. Sure she has a little extra, but really? I haven't read her shit on facebook in a while as it has gotten old to read the same few things over and over:

I love weightlifting
I ate a cookie so my fat ass pushed jerked a PR
look how fat my abz are
...not to mention the fan club

For all her hard work in improving herself, the sad part is that her internet persona outweighs that.

[Blaidd Drwg]

The hate that one could pile on TC would leave this place a rank and foul for months. It's really best to let Jesus take the wheel on that trip.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

True, dat.

But at least her pipes didn't freeze.

[Yes I Have Balls]

The hate that one could pile on TC would leave this place a rank and foul for months. It's really best to let Jesus take the wheel on that trip.

Right. Up until she says stupid fucking shit like this:

I used to only lift in pounds, and now I only lift in kilos.

[___________]

Her pipes didn't freeze?
Was she laying pipe to B-Boi in the backgroundz or somethings?
AllyNYC will declare TOTALWAR if so!

[Blaidd Drwg]

TC Prison Sex Video.

[Yes I Have Balls]

someone kill that cunt

[Beer Jew]

Good to see Rant's still lifting.

[Cave Canem]

What's with all the squawking ? Where's the lunk alarm?

[The Ginger Beard Man]

TC Prison Sex Video.

Good Lord, if I heard that from a woman I was fucking I'd call 911.

[I'd Hit It]

Geez guys, can't you tell she's intense and hardcore and focused?!

She may not do Crossfit but she hasn't abandoned their "LOOKITME LOOKITME" workout style. Though since the fat gain she's gotta do it through screaming instead of working out half-naked.