The couch thread
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My cousin is a redheaded german-mexican, we call him a beanerschnitzel
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Post by Danny John »
Bench 250
Squat 276
Dead 305
Press 129
Now, roughly a year later I weigh 213 and these are my numbers
Bench 285
Squat 332
Dead 360
Press 175
He would be fine to play high school football. I would think like a guard maybe...but at 213, we aren't looking for elite here. The press is just so sad in comparison. The Dl is really low but the squat is fine..But, the next level...it's a good discussion of "no."
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Post by Blaidd Drwg »
Cannot bring myself to crap on anyone's progress who bothers to do the lifts.
Somebody need to let Greg off his leash so we can enjoy this thread again.
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http://www.nbcnewyork.com/video/#!/on-a ... /158673375
To be fair, they were there before the fucking hipsters moved in next door.
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Well that explains why they are so fucking expensive. Two bills a month.The Brookyn Barbell Club is more commonly known as @fit Virtuosity.
And fuck Williamsburgh. I liked it better when it was a fucking ghetto.
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You're no fun anymore.Blaidd Drwg wrote:Meh,
Cannot bring myself to crap on anyone's progress who bothers to do the lifts.
Somebody need to let Greg off his leash so we can enjoy this thread again.
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Post by Blaidd Drwg »
Jezebel Jones wrote:You're no fun anymore.Blaidd Drwg wrote:Meh,
Cannot bring myself to crap on anyone's progress who bothers to do the lifts.
Somebody need to let Greg off his leash so we can enjoy this thread again.
this is about my lack of attention to the Big Girl thread isn't it?
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Post by Cave Canem »
The you'll love this site;The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Well that explains why they are so fucking expensive. Two bills a month.The Brookyn Barbell Club is more commonly known as @fit Virtuosity.
And fuck Williamsburgh. I liked it better when it was a fucking ghetto.
http://diehipster.wordpress.com/
"Today, I saw Quaid the fairtrade coffee drinking, bearded, Grover-bodied gentrifier on his way to deliver a petition to his local congressman signed by 7,000 other Brooklyn-ruining transplants to permanently make Williamsburg, Greenpoint and Bushwick car-free zones so that funemployed pioneers can turn the streets into everyday flea markets to sell hand-crafted pickles, penny farthing accessories and paper clip-Cheerios necklaces. So I dragged him by his filthy Converse sneakers to the batting cages and held his face in front of the 95mph fast ball machine until he was shitting baseballs. End of story."
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Post by The Ginger Beard Man »
Yes, I do.Cave Canem wrote:The you'll love this site;The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Well that explains why they are so fucking expensive. Two bills a month.The Brookyn Barbell Club is more commonly known as @fit Virtuosity.
And fuck Williamsburgh. I liked it better when it was a fucking ghetto.
http://diehipster.wordpress.com/
"Today, I saw Quaid the fairtrade coffee drinking, bearded, Grover-bodied gentrifier on his way to deliver a petition to his local congressman signed by 7,000 other Brooklyn-ruining transplants to permanently make Williamsburg, Greenpoint and Bushwick car-free zones so that funemployed pioneers can turn the streets into everyday flea markets to sell hand-crafted pickles, penny farthing accessories and paper clip-Cheerios necklaces. So I dragged him by his filthy Converse sneakers to the batting cages and held his face in front of the 95mph fast ball machine until he was shitting baseballs. End of story."
http://irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.p ... ie+hipster
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Jezzy Bell wrote:Use a fucking barbell, pansy.
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http://www.scienceofrunning.com/2012/01 ... s-and.html
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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Post by Shafpocalypse Now »
Dude could just be an unfortunate who doesn't know how to train.
Me, on the other had, took a 125# soccer mom from an ugly 95# deadlift to 225# in about 5 months.
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Bitching about hipsters is almost worse than hipsters these days.Cave Canem wrote: The you'll love this site;
http://diehipster.wordpress.com/
"Today, I saw Quaid the fairtrade coffee drinking, bearded, Grover-bodied gentrifier on his way to deliver a petition to his local congressman signed by 7,000 other Brooklyn-ruining transplants to permanently make Williamsburg, Greenpoint and Bushwick car-free zones so that funemployed pioneers can turn the streets into everyday flea markets to sell hand-crafted pickles, penny farthing accessories and paper clip-Cheerios necklaces. So I dragged him by his filthy Converse sneakers to the batting cages and held his face in front of the 95mph fast ball machine until he was shitting baseballs. End of story."
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some guy added decent weight to his lifts, gained a little strenght, and probably kept decent conditioning while doing so
what more do you want?!

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Post by tough old man »
I gotta go with Proto on this one.some guy added decent weight to his lifts, gained a little strenght, and probably kept decent conditioning while doing so
what more do you want?!
I started working with a college prof, 35 yo, and his bench is up to 95 lbs he says. 8kg kettlebells kill him.
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"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
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tough old man wrote:Goes without sayin'
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