The couch thread

[Kazuya Mishima]

Cougie has the eyes of an axe murderer.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

What I miss is people posting the latest stupid shit the maroons at Shoreline Crossfit would write.

[syaigh]

Well, Seeahill just needs to get off his fat, spoiled, cabin-having ass and suggest another writing contest. I'm sure we could top anything shoreline, etc. could come up with.

[Kazuya Mishima]

Extended version of a gin soaked classic. Glassman at the top of his martini addled game.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIJOE4sSSNs[/youtube]

[Hymen Asshole]

Classic fucking babble and I hope I never have thoracic surgery with a surgeon attempting to beat his previous surgery times

[theoverman]

Classic fucking babble and I hope I never have thoracic surgery with a surgeon attempting to beat his previous surgery times

hows he gonna PR?

[powerlifter54]

Chauncey Gardiner. Wow.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Chauncey Gardiner. Wow.

Zounds!

That, boys and girls, is a brilliant reference.

[Old Mother]

Then I will have a Italian Roast Pork Sandwich from Di Nic's.

Reading Terminal.

You are a man who enjoys the finer things in life.

[Grandpa's Spells]

Then I will have a Italian Roast Pork Sandwich from Di Nic's.

Reading Terminal.

You are a man who enjoys the finer things in life.

If finer means shitty. Holy hell was that place not worth the trip.

[bennyonesix]

For some strange reason, I am curious as to an idiot's idea of a good sandwich.

So, please ask your smarter yet still profoundly retarded brother where the best sandwich in Philly is served?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Spells has to shot on anything Not Chicago

[Kenny X]

Who was that mouthy milf exhibitionist on the east coast?

Oh, fuck...you're talking about Cougie, or whatever she called herself?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzytfLYMWmQ[/youtube]

Doesn't a woman have to be hot, and self-confident, along with being old, in order to qualify as a "Cougar?"

[Kenny X]

Who was that mouthy milf exhibitionist on the east coast?

Oh, fuck...you're talking about Cougie, or whatever she called herself?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzytfLYMWmQ[/youtube]

Doesn't a woman have to be hot, and self-confident, along with being old, in order to qualify as a "Cougar?"

Also, and I never noticed this before, but, with her hair and makeup like that, doesn't she resemble Buffalo Bill? Back me up, here.

[Grandpa's Spells]

Spells has to shot on anything Not Chicago

Not so. Katz's pastrami in New York is unbelievable. Never paid $15 for a sandwich and thought it was a good deal afterwards. Even though we get fresh lobster it's hard to match the top two or three places for a lobster roll in Boston.

The knock I've heard on Dinic's is they got famous from a food show featuring them, demand went way up, and quality went down. The pork I had was dry. I came with a couple other people and nobody finished what they ordered. This was maybe three years ago.

[Shapecharge]

I laugh in the face of anyone talking shit about Cougie. You lying fucking brokedicks would fuck her every which way possible if given the opportunity so just stop it.

[Yes I Have Balls]

Who was that mouthy milf exhibitionist on the east coast?

Oh, fuck...you're talking about Cougie, or whatever she called herself?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzytfLYMWmQ[/youtube]

Doesn't a woman have to be hot, and self-confident, along with being old, in order to qualify as a "Cougar?"

I thought she was dead?

[Kenny X]

I laugh in the face of anyone talking shit about Cougie. You lying fucking brokedicks would fuck her every which way possible if given the opportunity so just stop it.

Nope I most certainly would not.

And anyway how would a "brokedick" fuck anything "every which way possible?" The incongruity of your argument is staggering!

Also, you weren't complaining about my dick when we went camping...

[bennyonesix]

She reminds me of this character in Erikson nonsense who was a walking dead chick who shoved a sea creature up her pa-cooch so she could fuck because the sea creature made her pa-cooch alive again. She really liked to fuck this caveman type with a huge dong. That is who she reminds me of.

[Kazuya Mishima]

She reminds me of this character in Erikson nonsense who was a walking dead chick who shoved a sea creature up her pa-cooch so she could fuck because the sea creature made her pa-cooch alive again. She really liked to fuck this caveman type with a huge dong. That is who she reminds me of.

It's a wonder she ever left this place...

[Turdacious]

Who was that mouthy milf exhibitionist on the east coast?

Oh, fuck...you're talking about Cougie, or whatever she called herself?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzytfLYMWmQ[/youtube]

Doesn't a woman have to be hot, and self-confident, along with being old, in order to qualify as a "Cougar?"

I thought she was dead?

She's doing 3-5. Something about animal cruelty involving a boiled rabbit.

[bennyonesix]

Vince Gironda wants his leopard skin unitard back.

[Kenny X]

She reminds me of this character in Erikson nonsense who was a walking dead chick who shoved a sea creature up her pa-cooch so she could fuck because the sea creature made her pa-cooch alive again. She really liked to fuck this caveman type with a huge dong. That is who she reminds me of.

It's a wonder she ever left this place...

Maybe I'm just a dick- I've taken the possibility of it into consideration numerous times. BUT that said, I wouldn't give her (or anybody else, for that matter) a hard time if she did not have such a grandiose -not to mention inaccurate- perception of her own desirability which she based this crazy online persona of hers on and then went and did silly things like join IGx to flaunt herself and her @Fit obsession and made stupid YouTube videos and whatnot.

Bottom line is, if you put yourself out there in videos like that, you have to expect that you're gonna get the shit made fun out of you. It's just what happens.

[Shapecharge]

I laugh in the face of anyone talking shit about Cougie. You lying fucking brokedicks would fuck her every which way possible if given the opportunity so just stop it.

Nope I most certainly would not.

And anyway how would a "brokedick" fuck anything "every which way possible?" The incongruity of your argument is staggering!

Also, you weren't complaining about my dick when we went camping...

Don't be trying to use logicals in this situation. You know that brokedick is a metaphor for "non-pussy getting weasel." And the other stuff is super private and you shouldn't be mentioning that here.

[bennyonesix]

She reminds me of this character in Erikson nonsense who was a walking dead chick who shoved a sea creature up her pa-cooch so she could fuck because the sea creature made her pa-cooch alive again. She really liked to fuck this caveman type with a huge dong. That is who she reminds me of.

It's a wonder she ever left this place...

Maybe I'm just a dick- I've taken the possibility of it into consideration numerous times. BUT that said, I wouldn't give her (or anybody else, for that matter) a hard time if she did not have such a grandiose -not to mention inaccurate- perception of her own desirability which she based this crazy online persona of hers on and then went and did silly things like join IGx to flaunt herself and her @Fit obsession and made stupid YouTube videos and whatnot.

Bottom line is, if you put yourself out there in videos like that, you have to expect that you're gonna get the shit made fun out of you. It's just what happens.

I feel bad for you that I read this.