The Homeland Thread

[baffled]

Fuck yes.

[Shapecharge]

Another crazy episode. How would this guy, if this was real, get any sleep? My bowels would be hotdog water on a regular basis. I would however, insist on a bj at the very least every time I had to meet with the jihadi reporter. And even though the daughter is doing the right thing, I kinda want her to get knifed somehow.

Did anyone watch SNL on Saturday? They did a fucking hilarious spoof of Homeland...it is worth watching. Doubt it's on youtube but you can find it on NBC's website I would imagine. Ann Hathaway killed it as Carrie.

[baffled]

Didn't catch the SNL thing.

Thoughts:

Daughter: Kind of a nutty bitch, but I feel like she's probably the smartest person on the show.

Wife: Waiting to see those titties still.

Not Dennis Haysbert: Why didn't he go and stop Brody from leaving that fundraiser?

Carrie: Am I the only one who thinks she's hotter this year? Where she's clearly exhibited crazy talk, and seems right on the edge, even more than last year?

Reporter: Kinda want to bang her. But since she plays a terrorist, I would want to smack her with a bag of ham or something.

Army Buddy who banged Brody's Wife: He's got to die, right?

[Shapecharge]

Baff, I agree the daughter is the only one who's moral compass isn't spinning wildly in some magnetic storm. I just don't dig the sullen, mopey demeanor but I haven't rasied a teenaged girl before so maybe this is natural.

Relative to Carrie's sexiness...the wife and I were talking about this and I said there's no doubt that Brody's wife is thermonuclear beautiful but if I had my choice of who was gonna lift her skit and pull those panties aside while I drill her in the ass in the stairwell at work it would be Carrie.

Brody is no fan of Estes and would most likely told him to fuck off. No Carrie = an even more uncontrollable Brody.

The Marine major asking questions who banged Brody's wife, Mike I think is his name is hard not to like...he's a pawn for sure. He just wants to know what happened to his fellow brothers. Carrie sure enabled him in that conversation.

I thought Mandy/Saul was just awesome.

[baffled]

Agree on the daughter. I have a couple cousins who were miserable to be around. No sisters, and I have no kids, so that's the extent of my knowledge.

Smart, but a bitch... maybe she'll run away or something.

Patinkin's putting in an all time great performance.

I always thought that drilling a chick in the ass in public would require more planning than it was worth. Am I wrong?

[Shapecharge]

Hilarious!! Let's just say that spontaneity in these matters has unexpected consequences.

[baffled]

I figure there's no better way to learn quick thinking and problem solving while getting in a little ass clobberin'.

It's a twofer.

[Shapecharge]

Hey Baff, are you keeping up on Dexter? They are more than making up for that shitty last season. I won't say anything to fuck it up for you if you're not caught up but it's been good.

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Hey Baff, are you keeping up on Dexter? They are more than making up for that shitty last season. I won't say anything to fuck it up for you if you're not caught up but it's been good.

Hell yes. I'm a huge fan of what they're doing.

Do we need a Dexter thread? Or just for the Greek to finally give us a cool person forum like we pushed for earlier?

[Shapecharge]

The cool guy forum is the way to go but that fucking Greek Mario is so untrustworthy...there's no doubt there would be awesome gems of wisdom and fashion in the cool guy forum then it would disappear. I would give a review of my new Taichi motorcycle jacket in that forum.

So Dex is about as fucked as Brody is...crazy sister knows all his secrets, he's got the head of a Russian mob after him and this guy ain't even playin', the thick cuban captain is thinking something is not right and he's bangin' a sexy blonde who appears to kill people for less obvious reasons than Dex. Crazy.

[baffled]

Seriously.

The one thing Dex has in his favor is that, you know, he's a sociopathic murderer. With a heart.

What do you think happens with the captain? And what about Quinn and his sexy Russian stripper chick? How does he get tied to what's going on?

Ray Stevenson has been a pretty good go-to tough guy, either good or bad, for the last 5 or 6 years. Ever since he was on Rome. Maybe before that.

[Shapecharge]

I think he was an early Punisher, right?

Dexter might be a little heavy on characters right now and maybe they're working an angle to get rid of Quinn. It appears to me he might be on a redemption tract and they're gonna ask him to do something and he'll fall on his sword to save the stripper and the department or something like that. After he gave that 10 grand to Angel you can see he wants to make things right. I don't see how he can stay. He's gonna have to get killed.

[baffled]

Agreed. If they need to thin the herd, he would make sense. Or Angel's sister, maybe. I keep waiting for her to find something out about Dexter while she watches his boy.

I hope Quinn sticks around because he usually bangs hot chicks, and provides plenty of titty shots.

Maybe that thick cuban will show some of that extra skin on her way off the show? I'm not sure I want to see it, but I wouldn't change the channel either.

[baffled]

Bros.... And Jezzy....

[Protobuilder]

Bros.... And Jezzy....

I KNOW!

[baffled]

Bros.... And Jezzy....

I KNOW!

RIGHT!?!?.?.M,

W......T......F

[baffled]

Who is still watching?

If you stopped, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Grandpa's Spells]

Twists and shit!

[Sassenach]

Who is still watching?

If you stopped, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm like 3 episodes behind.

[Freki]

Who is still watching?

If you stopped, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Am, but don't typically don't watch till Monday nights...

[Shapecharge]

Holy shitballz. Can you believe that last episode? They were gonna cap his ass. I can't logically express why but I just don't like that skinny CIA dude.

[Crust Bucket]

I can't logically express why but I just don't like that skinny CIA dude.

He's just needs cement boots.

[baffled]

Who is still watching?

If you stopped, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm like 3 episodes behind.

[Sassenach]

Who is still watching?

If you stopped, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm like 3 episodes behind.

exactly.

[Shapecharge]

Hey Jezzie, have you considered posting a pic of those giant milk-filled jugs? You know, we asked real nice before and you kinda just ignored our thoughtful heartfelt request.