On the off chance that this is our last night on earth...

[seeahill]

We are saying heartfelt goodbyes. The fact that I certainly own more revolvers, pistols, shotguns and rifles than you no longer matters. It's goodbye, my old friend. Goodbye...

[Turdacious]

Re the title of this thread-- is that the line you used on Gav?

[seeahill]

Turd

But please curtail your fantasies. This is the end. Saint Augustine can't help you now.

[Blaidd Drwg]

seeahill's goodbyes are longer than the actual End.

[seeahill]

And Jim Morrison is...

Well, you see my point.

Au Revoir, mon ami.

[The Venerable Bogatir X]

One more thing, Tim: die knowing your dog hates you.

[seeahill]

If the birds fall from the trees first, he is in heaven.

[seeahill]

The Mayans are demanding a recount.

[syaigh]

I heard it was all a bet between Coyote and Vishnu and the actual apocalypse happened around the time Spam was introduced to the general populace. We're all Zombies and we don't know it.

[seeahill]

That's an entire popular novel right there.

[syaigh]

Just needs some sex scenes and political relevance and we've got a bestseller.

[seeahill]

Zombie sex. You don't see a lot of that and I'm pretty sure I can create the experience out of some mutually drunken encounters I had when I was younger.

I still working on political relevance...

[syaigh]

Zombie sex is pretty kinky, lots of holes to fill.

As far as political reference, well, surely Rush Limbaugh could deservedly die in some sort of comically grotesque way. Maybe ODing on some oxycontin or getting stabbed in the eye by a Zombie femme-nazi?

[seeahill]

Minnesota Senator Al Franken, when he was the comedian Al Franken, wrote a book called something like: "Rush Limbaugh is a big fat lying moron." Anyway, he kills Rush off in some humorous way and we can steal that and put in some Spam and zombies, so it looks original, and start counting our money.

[syaigh]

Excellent.

Plagiarism, zombies, and Spam. Its almost as good as a Monty Python film. You'll be able to keep that corporate jet after all.

[Gav]

Re the title of this thread-- is that the line you used on Gav?

Yes, but he already had the tub of vaseline in his hand so I kind of knew where it was going.

[Crust Bucket]

Excellent. Plagiarism

Sheeeiitttttt.... That's how he "writes all of his" books.

[seeahill]

Excellent. Plagiarism

Sheeeiitttttt.... That's how he "writes all of his" books.

Sheeeiittttt.... That's how I "write all of my" books.

[___________]

*****

[Gene]

We are saying heartfelt goodbyes. The fact that I certainly own more revolvers, pistols, shotguns and rifles than you no longer matters. It's goodbye, my old friend. Goodbye...

You own an "arsenal", Tim, but support Progressives who want to confiscate it from you.

I guess that such apparent confusion is your way of revealing your greatness or it is a way of revealing that you don't think things all the way through sometimes?

[Batboy2/75]

Timmay!

In your honor, last night I broke into the local Barnes & Noble while doing some late Armegedon looting. The idea was to gather up all your books and burn them before the extraterrestrial fires did.

I'm sorry to inform you that you need to talk with your publisher. Travel section? No luck. New fiction? No luck. I then tried looking you up in the store directory and they had you listed under, new age lesbian non fiction. WTF is up with? Maybe it's the photo of you on the dust jacket? Anyways, It took some doing, but I found that bookcase in the back of the store near the fire exit. I almost missed it, since the store had placed a gigantic "Have you had your colon exam" public health and safety stand in front of it. Plus, the entire section occupied a third of a shelf and it was the bottom self. Again, you need to talk with your publisher about product placement.

Well there I was, standing in the middle of the street next to my my truck (full of looted beer, liqueur, little Debbie snack cakes, beef jerky, and Pringles), with a couple dozen new female pleasure slaves chained naked to my trucks tail gate, trying to light your single book on fire, and that fucking book would not light up! It seems someone or something had pissed on your book. Turns out, I had left Your book in the street while rounding up another local female. She was feisty (the best kind) and it took some work to get her all chained up. I think that is when my dog Darby decided to piss on your book.

So with no options left and the clock running, I just left it in the middle of the street. Probably the only copy of your books in the Puget Sound region; outside of a land fill or recycling facility of course. The thought of putting a round through it did cross my mind, but that would have been a wate of ammo.

Good thing them Mayans were wrong. I've got to go, I've got a bunch of pissed of women to deal with. If they are lucky I'll just release them into the Olympic National Forest. If they aren't? Well, you let me worry about that.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Olympic Forest...hmmm...

Man could set himself up as a Goat King of the Mountains up in there.



They probably taste awful, but it would make a nice looking Yule feast.

[seeahill]

We are saying heartfelt goodbyes. The fact that I certainly own more revolvers, pistols, shotguns and rifles than you no longer matters. It's goodbye, my old friend. Goodbye...

You own an "arsenal", Tim, but support Progressives who want to confiscate it from you.

I guess that such apparent confusion is your way of revealing your greatness or it is a way of revealing that you don't think things all the way through sometimes?

It's not all black and white, Gene. Sometimes we gotta deal with New Aunts.

[seeahill]

Bats,
Thanks. Extremely well said. I'll be using that in the Zombie/Spam book....

[Crust Bucket]

Bats,
Thanks. Extremely well said. I'll be using that in the Zombie/Spam book....

We know you will TIMMAH! We know you will...Rock on brother Timmah!