On the off chance that this is our last night on earth...
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On the off chance that this is our last night on earth...
Let me say that it's been a genuine pleasure interacting with each and every one of you.
Except, of coarse, for Buckethead. What a moronic cheese dick...
Except, of coarse, for Buckethead. What a moronic cheese dick...

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Re: On the off chance that this is our last night on earth..
Tim since we are on our last rites and all I've always been a fan of your books and I have quite a few.
Also I don't think the earth will end because Andy has said nothing about it.
Also I don't think the earth will end because Andy has said nothing about it.
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*wipes away a manly tear* Thanks, Dux. And you run the best goddamn site on the whole freaking internet.

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Get a forum you two...seeahill wrote:*wipes away a manly tear* Thanks, Dux. And you run the best goddamn site on the whole freaking internet.
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@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
Blood eagles solve everything.
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It's already morning here.
Something like 70 degrees American before 8am. Mayan solar flares are far better than anticipated.
Something like 70 degrees American before 8am. Mayan solar flares are far better than anticipated.
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It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
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Well, Seeahill, if this truly is the end, it must be nice knowing your cabin will have mostly survived, except for the apocalyptic fireball that will surely rend it to ashes. I did read a few of your articles and part of one of your books. You're not as boring as everyone says. But, I'm probably just sucking up in case its a Zombie apocalypse and I happen to need refuge in a cabin-like abode in the middle of nowhere.
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If its a Zombie thing we're all good. Except for the blizzard thing which I am counting on to freze the zombies. And I have 2of Tims books in my bugout bag.
"I am the author of my own misfortune, I don't need a ghost writer" - Ian Dury
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"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
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I'm hurting over here
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Thank you Syaigh. Yes, I know --- we can admit it now --- you've all read my books. Your purchases mean so much to me: the "corporate" jet, the Bentleys, the villa in Cannes. All soon to be gone in blinding flash of light...goodbye, my friends, goodbye...

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I was too harsh. Perhaps "low functioning cretin" would have been more kind.BucketHead wrote:I'm hurting over here

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Im good with that. Your books suckedseeahill wrote:
I was too harsh. Perhaps "low functioning cretin" would have been more kind.
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Thank you for reading them. I couldn't expect you to understand them but you made the effort and that's what counts. Adios, Bucket man. You did the best you could.BucketHead wrote:Im good with that. Your books suckedseeahill wrote:
I was too harsh. Perhaps "low functioning cretin" would have been more kind.

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Like Gene datesMickey O'neil wrote:seeahill writes?
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And you dunkBucketHead wrote:
Like Gene dates
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I leave a glorious future behind me.

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Yes, I approve. Humor, however painfully put, is a way to weather the end. Dos Svidanya, comrades. We face the end strong in our sodality.

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I'm posting this from a cave full of women selected for their br-r-r-r-eeding pr-r-roclivity.
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I didn't get to see photos of your cabin burning to a ashen heap. I leave this vale of tears feeling somehow incomplete, Tim.seeahill wrote:Let me say that it's been a genuine pleasure interacting with each and every one of you.
Except, of coarse, for Buckethead. What a moronic cheese dick...
We also didn't get to meet so you could "satisfy your Morbid Curiosity". We'll meet in Hell, Tim. I'll be providing the entertainment.
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LMAOThank you for reading them. I couldn't expect you to understand them but you made the effort and that's what counts.
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And yet you're both liberals.seeahill wrote:Except, of coarse, for Buckethead. What a moronic cheese dick...
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Conservative? liberal?: it hardly matters in the face of Universal Obliteration.
I bet President Obama agrees.
I bet President Obama agrees.

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When the news came out that this might be @'s last night on earth:
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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I'm merely pointing out that in reality, everyone loathes you types, to include yourselves.seeahill wrote:Conservative? liberal?: it hardly matters in the face of Universal Obliteration.