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Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:33 pm

Amberlamps chasers must be making shit loads of money if they can buy super bowl ads that engage in this level of fantasy and self promotion.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2gdPY-88w[/youtube]

LOL out not representing criminals anymore. He's a fucking attorney; he's first and foremost a criminal.

It's like he hired Darth & the early 1990s Seagal to do the commercial.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:41 pm

Jesus. That is shameful.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:52 pm

I like the part where he makes $$ on the graves of family.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:14 pm

I made it 18 seconds in.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:20 pm

Jezzy Bell wrote:I made it 18 seconds in.

It gets so much better.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:30 pm

free speech

johno · Post by **johno** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:34 pm

The Balls on this guy!!!

I almost want to get injured, just to watch him wield his Sledgehammer of Righteousness in the Kourthouse of the Korrupt.

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:40 pm

Is that for real or is it some new show?

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:45 pm

DARTH wrote:Is that for real or is it some new show?

It's real all right.

It looks like it could be a new series on some second tier cable network. Right after reruns of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:51 pm

A little more info on the brother that was murdered if you were interested:

http://www.wtoc.com/story/19549691/sava ... nt-victims

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:56 am

"At some point a man must ask why God created him"

In this case it seems to be to bring massive attention to himself while earning a tasteless buck.

That said, this is the greatest commercial in the history of the world.

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:00 am

Shapecharge wrote:A little more info on the brother that was murdered if you were interested:

http://www.wtoc.com/story/19549691/sava ... nt-victims

Just a few hundred yards from her apartment, Michael's car was showered with bullets. They tried to drive away, police say, but crashed on MLK Boulevard.

A great way to increase your odds of staying alive is to stay far away from the boulevard called MLK.

johno · Post by **johno** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:06 am

DrDonkeyLove wrote:
A great way to increase your odds of staying alive is to stay far away from the boulevard called MLK.

Truly, the street of Broken Dreams.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:14 am

A suspect charged in connection with the 2012 homicide of a Savannah couple has now been indicted.

On September 1, 2012, Emily Pickels, 21, and her boyfriend Michael Biancosino, 30, were found shot to death inside a crashed car at the intersection of Henry Street and Martin Luther King, Jr. Boulevard.

The Chatham County District Attorney's Office says there's sufficient evidence for formal charges against the suspect Walter Moon, 34. The indictment includes two counts of malicious murder, four counts of felony murder, two counts of aggravated assault and various other charges.

Detectives say Pickels and Biancosino appeared to be innocent targets.

Moon was already in jail when initial charges were filed against him. Another man, Sidney Grant, was also suspected in the victim's deaths, but detectives say he was shot and killed last Saint Patrick's Day.

http://www.wnct.com/story/24521161/susp ... ble-murder

And what's with the criticism of personal injury lawyers?

Testiclaw · Post by **Testiclaw** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:29 am

I have a made-for-Netflix movie in my queue that starts like this.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:48 am

That is unbelievable.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:11 am

Makes "better call Saul!" look classy by comparison

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:11 am

#Shyster

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:22 pm

I admitted I laughed in delight at that magnificant bastard and Darth's new career path as a commercial director for personal injury lawyers.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:23 pm

did anyone check that maniac officially changed his last name from Biancosino to Casino. Hahahah

Bob Wildes · Post by **Bob Wildes** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:53 pm

I don't care what all you haters say. That was a fantastic commercial.

Yeah, I noticed the name change. Either that or they were half brothers.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:36 pm

Shyster or not, I'd love to have some guy like that take my MIL's case and walk into John Hopkins Hospital with flames emanating from his finger tips, juggling sledgehammers.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:51 pm

Only in America!

The only two 1980s movies meme he missed including in that commercial was a training montage and his hot wife telling him he can't do it, win, etc.

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:47 pm

and something like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwUCLqD50YA

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:47 am

No like this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-8hOKNbtxg[/youtube]

IGX

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