this just in...JON JONES SUCKS!

[johno]

'Splain, please.

[Protobuilder]

What's the WORST that could have happened here--Jones gets smoked by Sonnen? Number 1, that would NOT happen. Number 2, if it DID happen, imagine the build up to the rematch! Jones would go back and smash a few other guys again (which he's already easily done) and then fight Sonnen to get his belt back. Everyone loves the underdog, a champion who loses his belt and scrambles back up the ladder to get it back. AND against someone like Chael who is deeply loved and deeply hated by an equal number of people. Hero vs. Heel. Classic.

OMG! They could have a love interest who leaves the hero by SMASHING him from behind with a STEEL CHAIR, nearly crippling him, when the referee is distracted. Cue: PYROTECHNICS! The entire rematch training camp is a reality TV series with the episode when he learns to walk again being rolled out for sweeps!

[Kazuya Mishima]

What's the WORST that could have happened here--Jones gets smoked by Sonnen? Number 1, that would NOT happen. Number 2, if it DID happen, imagine the build up to the rematch! Jones would go back and smash a few other guys again (which he's already easily done) and then fight Sonnen to get his belt back. Everyone loves the underdog, a champion who loses his belt and scrambles back up the ladder to get it back. AND against someone like Chael who is deeply loved and deeply hated by an equal number of people. Hero vs. Heel. Classic.

OMG! They could have a love interest who leaves the hero by SMASHING him from behind with a STEEL CHAIR, nearly crippling him, when the referee is distracted. Cue: PYROTECHNICS! The entire rematch training camp is a reality TV series with the episode when he learns to walk again being rolled out for sweeps!

If White has half a brain, he'll roll out a Sonnen vs Jones season of TUF with a quickness.

[johno]

Sherdog:

Jones will now square off with Lyoto Machida on Sept. 22 at the event that was supposed to be UFC 152, which will henceforth be known as UFC 151. The remaining bouts on the Sept. 1 card will likely be shuffled to future bills, though White said he was unsure of all the details at this time.

[Grandpa's Spells]

'Splain, please.

Smaller gloves yield a higher probability of K.O. and reduce the number and intensity of shots to the head you can take in a bout. Larger gloves yield a lower variance; a lesser opponent might land a lot of good shots, but they're less likely to instantly stop a fight or rapidly degrade a guy.

This makes MMA higher variance once you get out of the lowest weight classes. E.g., Miguel Torres dominates for years, but Sera catches GSP and it's over.

[Blaidd Drwg]

'Splain, please.

Smaller gloves yield a higher probability of K.O. and reduce the number and intensity of shots to the head you can take in a bout. Larger gloves yield a lower variance; a lesser opponent might land a lot of good shots, but they're less likely to instantly stop a fight or rapidly degrade a guy.

This makes MMA higher variance once you get out of the lowest weight classes. E.g., Miguel Torres dominates for years, but Sera catches GSP and it's over.

Bingo...

AND...boxing has been more tightly scripted and controlled than Dana White's most intense wet dream. MMA is far more competitive and frankly, far less evolved..Let's keep it that way

[Holland Oates]

I just saw on Twitter that Machida turned down the fight and now Jones is fighting Belfort.

I bet Dana White is having a fucking stroke.

[Holland Oates]

And the Bloody Elbow is reporting that Anderson Silva called Dana and offered to fight at 205 to save the show but they had already cancelled the PPV.

[Blaidd Drwg]

I just saw on Twitter that Machida turned down the fight and now Jones is fighting Belfort.

I bet Dana White is having a fucking stroke.

Jesus.....now this I like...Dana is having a rough week.

Hell...where's Nick Diaz? ..:)

[Holland Oates]

Nick would fight on 8 days notice but I'm pretty sure he's still suspended from smoking herb.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Nick would fight on 8 days notice but I'm pretty sure he's still suspended from smoking herb.

DO YOU SEE HOW EVIL THE USADA IS NOW?????

[Holland Oates]

Ninja I may not do the drugs but I'm all for pro athletes doing them in copious amounts.

[Fat Cat]

I'm not surprised that Machida declined. He's just gotten his stride back and wants to make money winning some events before taking a risk on Jones. In the meantime, the champ may stumble and make his job that much easier when he does angle for a title shot.

[Holland Oates]

I can dig that. I love the move Silva made. I wonder if he's trying to kill some of GOAT aura surrounding Jones.

[Fat Cat]

The Silva thing is kayfabe, it's not an accident he waited until after the event was cancelled to speak up.

[Holland Oates]

The Silva thing is kayfabe, it's not an accident he waited until after the event was cancelled to speak up.

I got that same vibe. I can't think of the name of his manager but you can almost bet he knew there was no way that Silva would have to fight when he put him on the phone with Dana.

Hell I'm kind of interested in MMA again. You know there is going to be a shitstorm coming from Sonnen, Silva may see this as a chink in Jones armor and possibly consider a match, and we get to see the Phenom fight again. And if Vitor gives Jones any problem I can see Machida, Sonnen, and Silva licking their chops at getting a shot at Jones. Plus now with all the fighters losing their chance to fight on PPV the free fights on Fuel are looking damn good.

[TerryB]

holy fuck balls

Vitor v. Jones?



This is dumb. Vitor is lucky to be top 10 in a weak middleweight division. He loses to any top 5 middleweights. Now he's going to fight the most dominant LHW since Liddell's prime?

[Kazuya Mishima]

Fat Cat's sig gif = MEIN GOTT!!!

[Grandpa's Spells]

I just saw on Twitter that Machida turned down the fight and now Jones is fighting Belfort.

I bet Dana White is having a fucking stroke.

Belfort is a stone cold murderer. That's gonna be a short fight, one way or the other.

[TerryB]

No. Vitor WAS a stone cold murderer 15 years ago.

He didn't fight at all in 2010. In 2011, he got smoked by Anderson Silva in 2011 and then beat up Akiyama (who has lost 4 in a row now, including getting choked out by Chris Leben). In 2012, he choked out Anthony "I can't make weight...ANY weight!" Johnson who is now out of the UFC.

But sure, Vitor will give Jones a good fight.

ridiculous

But wait, Jones said he only wanted BIG MONEY FIGHT$$! So he turns down Sonnen .... to fight Vitor. And he needs another FULL camp to prepare for Sonnen....but he can fight Vitor in a couple of weeks. This Bones fella...not smart.

[Thatcher II]

If you have a problem with Jon Bones Jones, you go through ME. Got it? You leave him the hell alone! He's a HUMAN!!!! He crashed his car. He has had difficulties. You're all making money off him and watching him and you don't care about him. Leave him the HELL aLONE!!!!

[Testiclaw]

[Holland Oates]

Is that Gail the Snail?

[Croatoa]

Looks like Miesha Tate.

[Protobuilder]

Looks like Miesha Tate.

Indeed it is though I have no idea who she is.