Time to haze the newbie.

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Time to haze the newbie.

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Newbie here. Name's Matt Leve. I've enjoyed lurking here for long enough. I'm a 46 year old nobody who likes to move weight and play Jiu Jitsu. Yes I have tried and been injured by @fit, swung aceyballs and tried to get stronger.


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The homo is strong in this one.
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Everybody just sounds like Rant to me.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:Everybody just sounds like Rant to me.
Mindreader?

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Grandpa's Spells wrote:Everybody just sounds like Rant to me.
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Way too fucking sane to be Rant. :axe:
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lever wrote:Name's Matt Leve.
TMI
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Sweet Baby Gorilla Jeebus, where are you all coming from?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Sweet Baby Gorilla Jeebus, where are you all coming from?
http://www.irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtop ... 1&t=224828

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a box must have closed somewhere.
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Did some couch get choked out again or something? Someone's wife get knocked up with a side of the clap from a higher up in the "movement"?

I do find it interesting these guys want to post under their real names. Should be fun.
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What a fucking nerd.

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Why do they all come out of the closet in clusters?
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Mario's kept the membership locked down for a while, this happened due to a fuckton of bots hitting the site.

The practical impact of this would be someone would PM me on FB or something asking about their pending IGx membership, and if I kinda knew who they were, I would ask Mario politely to approve their username.

See the link above that Jon posted for a fuller explanation.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Mario's kept the membership locked down for a while, this happened due to a fuckton of bots hitting the site.

The practical impact of this would be someone would PM me on FB or something asking about their pending IGx membership, and if I kinda knew who they were, I would ask Mario politely to approve their username.

See the link above that Jon posted for a fuller explanation.
So all these new guys have your stamp of approval ? That's disconcerting.
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baffled wrote:I do find it interesting these guys want to post under their real names. Should be fun.
Not shocked really - he's an XFitter. Afterall, once you've spoken of a place where men and women of flesh are remade of stone and fire....when you've seen pools of sweat mixed with blood. When you've seen warriors bind their wounds and carry on through clouds of chalk... undaunted, marching headlong into the razor toothed jaws of pain, what's a little thing like offering your real name?


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welcome

now make a big contribution to the keep igx running fund
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Living the paleo lifestyle faggot?

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