Heathrow Airport is on high terror alert amid fears women suicide bombers are ready to strike with explosives concealed in breast implants.
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TSA challenge: tactical tits, ballistic boobs...
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Terrorist with titties better than a terrorist with no titties. Silver lining.

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They should bring in an outside expert to deal with this threat.


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I caught a blurbs on some raghead evil genius that was the mastermind behind the failed bomb plot in Michigan a few years ago. According the source, this camel co habitor is working on all kinds of body bombs that will most likely
be undetectable.
Sounds like his work.
be undetectable.
Sounds like his work.
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This is no problem. The full-body x-ray machines already require passengers to turn to the side and raise their arms. All they have to do now is start asking female passengers to jump up and down after the machine's done.
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LOL that they don't. TSA is surely on top of that one.Pinky wrote:This is no problem. The full-body x-ray machines already require passengers to turn to the side and raise their arms. All they have to do now is start asking female passengers to jump up and down after the machine's done.

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and if the tit is legit, you must acquit.Pinky wrote:This is no problem. The full-body x-ray machines already require passengers to turn to the side and raise their arms. All they have to do now is start asking female passengers to jump up and down after the machine's done.
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